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if you make me potato soup i will love you forever istg

#you're not getting any soup but you will have my heart

having someone watch u play video games is an underrated form of companionship

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

injuries-in-dust

“So much stuff!”

thefirelordazula

shortshifter

Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!

wereralph

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

banzai-jinto

have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery

vampiero

hey i made a. quiz . what mcr album are you

#black parade

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Body language is completely unique to every single individual person and the science of body language is almost if not completely unreliable and if I have to listen to one more person claim they can “read” me by my body language I’m gonna flip.

MULTIPLE people in my life have told me they can “tell” I’m “self conscious” because I look at my feet when I walk and they say it like they want me to open up about some social insecurities, like I have some wall they’re about to break down and we’ll have a moment

And I tell them the same truth every single time:

As a kid we had two MASSIVE Holly trees in the backyard and my dad and my uncle, both well meaning but perhaps poor planners, said “yes a great place for a swing set is directly beneath those.”

So they built it there and the issue is that entire section of yard was a Minefield of dried Holly leaves with one final mission before they became dirt which was to Stab themselves into a child’s foot

And being that my siblings and I had some feral rage aversion to wearing shoes, we took to running to the swings on our tiptoes, staring at the ground for the leaves

And to this DAY I still look at the ground when I walk out of habit formed by a decade of that

And NO body language guide and NO BBC Sherlock wannabe would EVER source that

taste-of-ink-deactivated2020071

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re playing with your hair.”

I’m playing with my hair because I have ADHD and can’t stay still.

“I can tell you’re lying because you’re looking up and to the side.”

I’m looking up and to the side because I have ADHD and can’t hear you if I’m looking directly at you.

“I can tell…”

shut up shut up shut up shut up

merinnan

Isn’t amazing how much of neurodivergent body language is considered ‘indications of lying’?

YOUR BITCH HAS A TATTOO APPRENTICESHIP AHSJDJSKDKKDK-

neoheros

me, liking a mutual’s post regularly on the dash but never having actually messaged them properly: i hope they know i love them

knock3

dovesndecay

There didn't use to be a word for the things you can see but are not actively observing.

That word is now skringles.

You're welcome. I have filled the lexical gap.

dovesndecay

I have been informed that the word periphery existed prior to this.

I am not pleased.

mercuryhomophony

Here's the thing tho - periphery describes the location of objects and are not objects themselves. Skringles are objects on the periphery, and is not redundant to periphery itself. Skringles is a good valid word. On that note my cat is a constant skringles while I'm working on my laptop and I love her for it.

dovesndecay

senshilegionnaire

ok but question, is it skringle singular and skringles plural? or is it skringles either way, like pants (get away with your pair i do not want to hear it) and you say "my pants are on backwards" but it's still singular because there is no one pant or one backwards skringle

dovesndecay

I think "a skringle" would be used to specify a particular item within sight (ie. "that picture is a skringle"), but "skringles" would be the general overarching plurality (ie. "there's a whole wall of skringles")? God I hope that makes sense lmao

senshilegionnaire

no that's perfect and exactly what i was asking!! thank you, i'm gonna go try and make it trend on google searches. somehow

dovesndecay

hope this helps

ash-and-art

Oh my god when you dissociate everything is skringles

dovesndecay

YES EXACTLY

caspercryptid

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

caspercryptid

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

caspercryptid

I Am So Fucking Tired

caspercryptid

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

caspercryptid