Trade Onion

This is the point where you sit and reflect on all the mistakes you made in your life that lead you to my blog.

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

making it rain

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

working from home

[jollyrogergay]

i love the quiet de-gendering of animal crossing. you can change your gender at any time and it does pretty much nothing. it’s not even called gender, it’s just called style. the villager dialogue boxes arent color-coded blue and pink anymore. shopkeepers dont comment if you buy the “wrong” gender of clothing like they did before. your character’s pronouns are rarely used, maybe not used at all? it’s great

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Libra: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Scorpio: Should I not have?

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today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

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[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that child is now dead

[peachy-saffic]

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 2010s will be over in six months.

[deadlyniightshaade]

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[farmsuggestion]

understand farmer lingo

lol - lots of lettuce tbh - the bean harvest gtg - got to graze

[angwelica]

lmao remember when we all used to be straight™ in 2012

[weirdmageddon]

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

[ausgoth]

when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED

[ausgoth]

WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

[clubsdeuce]

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

loot my corpse for valuables 

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[r0kita]

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

need some lighthearted fun positivity on this blog, so i called an expert. hes on his way now