Angsty Bojack Horseman Sentence Starters
“The most important thing is, you got to give the people what they want, even if it kills you.”
“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me.”
“Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?”
“That’s the problem with life, either you know what you want and you don’t get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.“
“There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.“
"Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance."
“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
“You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.”
“Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets”.
“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.”
“I don’t think I believe in ‘deep down’. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.”
“You were born broken, that’s your birthright.”
“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy.”
“you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts. That’s you.”
“You know, it’s funny… when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
“I’m sorry, alright? I screwed up, I- I know I screwed up.”
“You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!”
“You are all the things that are wrong with you.”
“Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
“We’re not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten.”
“The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.”
“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”
“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”
“It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.”
“I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable.”
“It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way.”
“When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you. It’s not you, you tell yourself. It’s that bad thing you did.”
“It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts.”
“One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”
“There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle, and try to take you down with them.”
“ Hey, I wanted to talk to you about… you know. I feel bad about what happened.”
“No. I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay!”
“You have to believe me. I did everything I could.”
“I had a good life, but what I needed then was a friend! And you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that.”
“Now get the fuck out of my house!”
“ Look, I’m sorry about all the stuff I said about you earlier.”
“Do you… do you think it’s too late for me? I mean, am, am, am I just doomed to be the person that I am? “
“I, I, I need you to tell me that I’m a good person.”
“I just wanted to tell you that I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry.”
“ What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you? “
“I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.”
“If you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”
“ You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people.”
“In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.”
“It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them.”
“You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself.”
“ You know that I don’t do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. So what’s the point?”
“ Uh…. Oh, god, I’m drowning. I feel like I’m drowning.”
“Hey, we have all done shitty stuff before. Most of us aren’t as proud of it as you seem to be.”
“It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier.”
“I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change, I’m poison.”
“I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy.”
“I have nothing to show for the life I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me.”
“You’re gonna wanna kill yourself, and there’s going to be no one left to stop you.”
