A goddess
Decadent
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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A goddess
Decadent
oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.
The dream
via weheartit
what a breakthrough
Wind is windy as hell
real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes
cheese and tomatoes
cheese and tomatoes
cheese and tomatoes
c h e e s e a n d t o m a t o e s
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
The stables have turned
I laughed too hard at this and I hate you for it
Bubble popped
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
ive never been more confused in my entire life
DONT plarp his BEES……what is so difficult to understand about that……..
Sexting? Nah. I’m into spexting. Spooky texting. Ever seen a ghost? Hmu.
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
You could finish him or finish him
Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this
this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged
god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!