I LOVE TO TAKE IT SLOW

[pkmnirl/rotomblr askblog]

[gmax-stunshock]

GO ON, LOSE YOUR SELF CONTROL

yo! been a minute, hasn’t it! the name’s Olean. Olean Barben.

if you want some basic info on me: i’m half-Galarian and half-Unovan. transmasc + bigender. alternate between he/she pronouns for me, thanks .

not really doing much in particular to be honest . i’ll update this part if i am tho.

parents and weirdo uncle are @/staticwaves-rescue-moncharges . @/log-poke-blog and @/sulfuric-spewpa are my partners, and they are the entire earth, moon, sun and stars to me. if you mess with either of them, you will regret it, i promise. <3

send asks i guess . if you’re not a dipshit or wtvr, we’ll be fine . oh and no magic anons at all.

…yeah, that’s about it . peace out ✌️

gym badges: 8/8

pokédex: I'm STILL not doing that shit lmfao

current team: Voltia the Toxtricity Tachie the Garbodor Vicky the Obstagoon Mary the Sylveon (✨) Lilac the Tsareena Droplet the Inteleon

HEY AGAINNNN WE’RE BEINGING THIS GOOBER BACK AGAINN

yello, @dogz-420 here again back on rotomblr <3

same as before, the basic DNI’s are the same as the other blogs (no NSFW, no bigots, no harassment, just none of that kinda stuff) ^_^ respect those things and we’ll be good!

banner, pfp, and pinned post art by my good friend @ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid <3 go check her out, she’s awesome and is really sweet and makes most of the art posts you’ll see on this blog

trigger warnings for this blog (both past and future posts): underage drinking/alcohol, self-harm, suicidal ideation, attempted suicide, drugs, underage drug consumption, and sexual assault

[gmax-stunshock]

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[gmax-stunshock]

i’m going to the crown tundra. I need to clear my head.

[gmax-stunshock]

i forgotmmy own birthday. so thats pleasant.

im 18 now. Yayyyyy.

[hoplaventon]

life has been slow in the lab lately... no new rogue megas.... took a break from the za royal.... it's almost... peaceful

[gmax-stunshock]

[pokedaze-staticwaves]

@blueberrys-reluctant-champion @gmax-stunshock

Family meeting guys! Meet me and sandz in the living room please!

[gmax-stunshock]

yessir .

[oncerocket-nowplasma]

…do you need a hug, mate

[ASK APPROVED.]

. I. Don't think so?? Life is relatively good. Even if I can't get a job the outside world seems to despise me for my past and I'm being harassed by Plasma Members trying to psychologically punish me for leaving

It's been worse!! This is relatively good!!

[gmax-stunshock]

…well, different strokes for different folks, i suppose

for now, do ya want me to like . maybe try and mess with one of those plasma members if there on here .

[oncerocket-nowplasma]

I mean I don't think that'll help but if it'll be fun for you don't let me stop you!!

[gmax-stunshock]

[oncerocket-nowplasma]

…do you need a hug, mate

[ASK APPROVED.]

. I. Don't think so?? Life is relatively good. Even if I can't get a job the outside world seems to despise me for my past and I'm being harassed by Plasma Members trying to psychologically punish me for leaving

It's been worse!! This is relatively good!!

[gmax-stunshock]

…well, different strokes for different folks, i suppose

for now, do ya want me to like . maybe try and mess with one of those plasma members if there on here .

[gmax-stunshock]

your parents are close to figuring out ur drinkign again idiot

[atypical-harmonia]

stinky dumb prince BLEHHHHHHHHH 🤢🤢🤢

so much emotional maturity is shown here!

[gmax-stunshock]

says the fucker making propaganda posters . your mommy tell you to make ‘em?

[atypical-harmonia]

hmph. I do not have a mother, so clearly not.

[gmax-stunshock]

HA, PARENTLESS 😂😂😂

[atypical-harmonia]

I have a loving father, thank you very much!

[gmax-stunshock]

[atypical-harmonia]

might as well snap my neck while you're at it.

[gmax-stunshock]

ok do you like . Actually want to die or are you just being an ass i wanna understand what i’m working with here

[atypical-harmonia]

stinky dumb prince BLEHHHHHHHHH 🤢🤢🤢

so much emotional maturity is shown here!

[gmax-stunshock]

says the fucker making propaganda posters . your mommy tell you to make ‘em?

[atypical-harmonia]

hmph. I do not have a mother, so clearly not.

[gmax-stunshock]

HA, PARENTLESS 😂😂😂

[atypical-harmonia]

I have a loving father, thank you very much!

[gmax-stunshock]

[atypical-harmonia]

stinky dumb prince BLEHHHHHHHHH 🤢🤢🤢

so much emotional maturity is shown here!

[gmax-stunshock]

says the fucker making propaganda posters . your mommy tell you to make ‘em?

[atypical-harmonia]

hmph. I do not have a mother, so clearly not.

[gmax-stunshock]

HA, PARENTLESS 😂😂😂

[atypical-harmonia]

stinky dumb prince BLEHHHHHHHHH 🤢🤢🤢

so much emotional maturity is shown here!

[gmax-stunshock]

says the fucker making propaganda posters . your mommy tell you to make ‘em?

[gordon-ramsay-is-a-teenage-girl]

maybe you should . I dunno, is there a specifc species of Pokémon your friend likes ? mayb start there .

Well he’s a dragon type specialist.

I know that.

[gmax-stunshock]

hmmmm… well, maybe give him somethin’ that dragon-types like? maybe some trinkets or whatever

[galarsrockenjoyer]

boulder boy 🫵🫵

Hello, Olean!

Again.

[gmax-stunshock]

hi rock man :pp

how are ya doin’

[gmax-stunshock]

doing kinda shit but i taught my toxtricity how to flip people off . this immediately makes my day better .

//art by @ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid <33 ty for indulging in ky stupid ideaaa mootie :]]

[gmax-stunshock]

some fuckass plasma post showed up on my dash, so since i’m not close to passing out yet, i’ll just say this: there is no plasma bullshit allowed here. no pokémon liberation, no “pokémon battles are unethical”, whatever the fuck.

you try and take my pokémon from me and my family, i’ll fucking kill you.