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scenario where hannah is visiting nora and the band at the shack and she walks in on zoot getting wrecked, records the whole thing and shows the video to nora
“Hannah, you just stood there??”
“He looked cute, ok? And this is gonna do big numbers when I post it.”
“You’re gonna POST it?!”
“Of course I am, got a problem?”
“At least text it to me first so I can keep it for blackmail later!”
i know i do a lot of stuff with the other electric mayhem members being zoot’s lers but i wanted to write about some different muppets for this :3
miss piggy: in my mind, piggy will tickle someone for one of two reasons: 1, shes feeling affectionate. 2, shes PISSED. zoot doesnt invoke her wrath on purpose, but if he annoys her enough by forgetting something in particular or sleeping while shes talking, or even getting caught up in another one of piggy’s anger storms, he is at her mercy til shes blown off enough steam
“OH, GET BACK HERE, YOU! VOUS SHAN’T RUN FROM MOI!”
“Wha—WHAT-?? I didn’t do anythEEEEEEP?!”
“ARGHH, QUIT SQUIRMING! YOU’RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU FLATTER MOI! UNDERSTOOD?!”
“NOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAH NOT THERE!”
“TOO BAD!!”
fozzie: fozzie doesnt need much of a reason, he’ll tickle someone as a joke or a prank or jus bcuz he feels like they need it. and naturally he thinks zoot’s reactions r hilarious so he goes after him a lot
“No one’s ever laughed this hard at my jokes, you know!”
“FOHOHOHOZIHIHIEEEEE!”
“Hey, I got another ‘rib tickler’ for ya! What’s blue and squeaks like one of Rowlf’s chew toys?!”
“I DUNNOHOHOHOHO-HAHAHAHAHH!”
“It’s you, Zoot! Wakka wakka wakka!”
“AAH, NOT THE RIHIHIHIBS!!”
scooter: scooter seems more lee-leaning to me but since he was the og electric mayhem manager he absolutely has gotten involved in the occasional band tickle fight, or has witnessed zoot getting it handed to him, and sometimes he feels a little playful and will tickle him, he wont absolutely wreck him tho
“Gee, Zoot, you’d really oughta stay more alert!”
“EEHAHAHAHAHAH!! STAHAHAHAP!”
“Hey, you fell asleep! I kinda had to!”
“SCOOTER PLEHEHEHEASE!”
“Sorry, I gotta tickle you for at least five minutes if we don’t wanna get off schedule here!”
“NAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
bunsen & beaker: oh u already know what im getting into here. the muppet scientists r always inventing new pieces of equipment (whether beaker has a say in what theyre doing or not) and it isnt too rare for zoot to end up as their test subject because its quite easy to make him help since he usually wont recognize if its a tickle trap or not, he ends up being one of bunsen’s go-to’s as a result
“Ohoho, very good data we’ve got so far! Subject appears to be highly sensitive and—“
“BUNSEHEHEHEN! BEAHEHEHEAKER! GET ME OHOHOHOUTTA THIS THIHIHING!”
“—very responsive to the machine’s tickling inputs! Getting especially high readings on the torso area, underarms, and feet.. Beakie, increase tickling on those spots and let’s see how he reacts!”
“NOHOHOHOHOHO DON’T- GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH! EHEHEHEEEEK! STAHAHAHAP! PLEHEHEASE MAKE IT STAHAHAP! IT’S TOO MUHUHUHUCH!”
“Subject’s laughter is squeaky and frantic, appears to get louder with the right methods! My, how ticklish you are! We might have to keep you a little longer than we anticipated!”
“BWAHAHAHAHH NO! LEMME GOHOHOHOHOO! I CAHAHAHAN’T TAKE IT!”
“Anyhow.. furthermore, subject will be visiting Muppet Labs again very soon once they recover.”
rizzo & pepe: honestly i dont know they jus seem like the types of shmucks to team up and tickle attack someone for a variety of reasons, typically for their own benefit. plus they have a height advantage
“Hey, saxman! Didja know it says ‘gullible’ on da ceiling?”
“Huh? What on the ceili—“
“NOW, PEPE!”
“WhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH?!? EHEHEHEHEHEHEY! Hahaha… haha.. what was-“
“Let’s get out of here, okay!”
“Whuh? Where are they… wait, where’d my wallet go?!”
i imagine that the mayhem has played the ‘drawing on someone while theyre asleep’ prank on zoot many times, but hes so ticklish that they often get carried away in the process
So yknow how Lips sometimes gets hurt for some reason? Like doc from fraggle rock slamming a doorknob directly to his face? Nearly ran over by Gonzo’s motorcycle? Eaten by Big Mean Carl? Thrown from a glass window? And animal’s always wrestling with Lips?
What if there was an incident where Lips gets hurt but also trapped? What if the rest of the mayhem decides to cheer him up and take advantage of Lips’s limited mobility?
You think that’s a good tickle idea?
i like this scenario (i love ‘stuck’ tropes) but the way this is worded kinda comes off as it being a request and im not doing those rn ^^’ but i like it yes!
i think zoot gets tickle dreams every once in a while and the band will often find him quietly wheeze-giggling in his sleep and going ‘hahahah, no, plehease….’ in between laughing and snoring
when he wakes up he has no memory of it but doesnt know why he feels kind of flustered and jus shrugs it off until one of the band members says something or teases him about it (he usually ends up getting actually tickled for real as a result)
bonus: very rarely does he have ones where hes the one doing the tickling and again doesnt remember the dream once he awakens but feels a little jittery in his hands and will try to avoid whoever was in the dream though hes not sure why
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