The gnarpian climbs out of xyr spaceship, irritably dusting xemself off. When they take in their surroundings, a hint of realization is on their face. That realization quickly morphs into irritation.
“Ah, it’z Earth. I don’t like it.”

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@gnarpyz-zpacezhip
The gnarpian climbs out of xyr spaceship, irritably dusting xemself off. When they take in their surroundings, a hint of realization is on their face. That realization quickly morphs into irritation.
“Ah, it’z Earth. I don’t like it.”
Hhi gnarpy!! watch dis!
*shines laser pointer on the wall, moving the light around in a star shaped motion*
˗ˏˋ ― 💫🤎🌈
Gnarpy didn’t hesitate in pouncing at it, clawing at the wall, desperate to catch the strange dot.
A feline specimine... I know just what to do.
*Pulls out a laser pointer and shines it on the wall*
Gnarpy paused for a moment. Xyr ears perked up as they stared at the dot.
Don’t mind the random change in how I answer questions…there’s gonna be some more changes!
*slaps a piece of cheese on your face*
Gnarpy growled, xyr paws reaching up to pick up the cheese like it was a trash bag dripping liquid. They inspected it carefully.
“…I don’t like thiz.”
*runs to Gnarpy in my Gnarpian disguise* Sir, look up! Earth Fireworks!
Gnarpy blinked a couple times, all four of xer eyes squinting.
“Guh— Thiz iz what Earthlingz find enjoyable?? Light zhowz? Hmph.”
*secretly and quietly poofs up a butterfly raincloud while in my Gnarpian disguise*
GNARPY,LOOK! IT'S RAINING BUTTERFLIES!
Why iz it raining butterfliez. I don’t like them.
*and then like that one anon zaid, my zpacezhip crazhlandz next to you and it lookz like I'm pretty much on the brink of fainting from hitting my head when I crazhed*
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*Gnarpy stands there. Quite baffled.
*cutely shoots you with a nerf gun*
Guh. You think that’z zomething?
*Xe pulled out a laser gun.*
Take a look at thiz.
RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT
KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!
IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!
TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.
CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.
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@holisticdetective42
KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.
Posted May 18, 2024.
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these are all of the people i could think of for now but anyone who sees this please rb!
KOSA will not ‘protect the children’. KOSA will never ‘protect the children’. KOSA will not stop kids from learning about queer people and women’s rights outside of the internet. Unlike what the conservatives want to believe, LGBTQIA+ people and woman’s rights exist outside of this place. Like, you know that people talking to each other has existed since the beginning of time, right? Censoring the internet does nothing but add absolutely unnecessary surveillance. The only way to stop people from learning these things is to censor our society completely, which I would like to think would be impossible, but I really wouldn’t put it past the government, especially if Trump gets back in office.
Moral of the story, call your senators. Tag who you know and do what you can do to help, as the original post says. Reblog this.
@curruchu @thefloralmenace @your-queer-dad @i-am-a-snom @actual-transgender-navy @obviously-enby-airforce @nonbinary-coastguard @actual-aspec-military And ANY. OTHER. GIMMICK. BLOGS.
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GIMMICKERS GET THE LIST, WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD
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"LIKES" WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL
Stop KOSA! @putting-bubble-in-places @putting-chell-in-places @putting-stanley-in-places
Spread the word!
Fucking hell not this shit again.
Alright, everyone. Y'all know what to do.
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how I feel after letting asks pile up (this might be another 3 month hiatus I’m so sorry):
i think you should fly a Boeing 737 instead of a UFO.
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A what now.
So what would you do if you were just hanging out on earth and a gnarpian spaceship randomly crashed near you and the gnarpian was too injured to get away
I'm totally not asking this because I'm gonna make a gars citizen crash land near you hehehe
Hmmm…I don’t know. I guezz it’d have to happen in order for me to react.
PLEASEEEE IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS /OOC
*decides to give Gnarpy some sweets while in my Gnarpian disguise* W-would you like some sweets?
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Why would I want that.
*head pats because yes*
(I'm not the anon that was scratching your itch by the way)
people zure do like petting me…
*pets*
purrrr.
*just ztanding there building armour for other gnarpianz*
…
blinks all four of xyr eyes at them.