I have no clue what I'm doing

this color combo is hideous lets use it. Certified Chromebook hater, aspiring author, and gimmick blog connoisseur

[beansnmcnuggets]

My pinned post, I guess.

Well, I'm probably going to try and be more active around here, so I'm gonna try to organize this mess.

Info below the cut.

Name: [What, did you think I was going to say?]

What you can call me: Beans (He/Him)

I'm 18 but I'm still in high school and live with my parents so please don't randomly send NSFW.

Current Interests: The Amazing Digital Circus, Undertale Yellow, The Backrooms (Wikidot incarnation), corru.observer, Pizza Tower, Fortnite, TF2, Sonic, Voices of the Void, Murder Drones, KinitoPET, Indigo Park, Zenless Zone Zero, Ace Attorney

Past Interests (as in before having Tumblr): SCP Foundation, Gravity Falls, FNAF, Subnautica

Some miscellaneous notes about me

I have social anxiety and am also indecisive as hell, so any post that I make that directly tags or addresses someone has probably been in my drafts for a while.

I have no clue how to interact with mutuals.

I'm not sure about etiquette when tagging people, so if I tag you too much, don't hesitate to tell me (sorry, Disempunctuationer.).

I will swear, but I also tend to switch between saying the actual swears and the PG variants of them without any rhyme or reason.

I hate how shitty Chromebooks are with a passion, and will absolutely bring it up at random.

I love participating in tag games, so please don't hesitate to include me in them.

Some random things

My Boop War Memorial Badge

Me losing my mind at Sonic Symphony

Tags:

#rant time with beans: any long rants I make.

#public service reblogs: reblogs of those "if this gets X notes then I'll Y" posts, as well as other reblogs intended to spread a message.

#ChatGPBeans: general "discussion". Mostly just me screaming into the abyss.

#Beans' To-Do: stuff I've rb'd so I can remember to do something later.

#reblog: take a wild guess.

#The Bean Canvas: art tag. Yeah, I draw things now.

#Beans Answers: my ask tag.

#Beans Plays a Game: tag for those reblog chain game things.

#fuck chromebooks: my Chromebook hate tag

#the funnies: for legendary posts I want to have bookmarked, essentially

#from the archives: when the reblog is just an image from my gallery (AKA The Archives)

#The Corkboard: my analysis and theorizing (read: insane schizo ranting) of media

#Bagel Jumpscare: mentions of my IRL friend, referred to as Bagel (he will appear a lot)

Tags I might use, but might also not:

#Help A Bean: asking for help with miscellaneous shit (tech issues and the like).

[beansnmcnuggets]

It's that time of year again everyone

[beansnmcnuggets]

at colleg

[beansnmcnuggets]

I'm not dead, just so y'all know.

Just taking an indefinite break from Tumblr.

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[dynamic-k]

I’m cackling at how wholesome this is

[intothevoid125]

I love this my gods

[examishbookwyrm]

I’ve only ever seen this in screenshots. Legendary

[thememedaddy]

[a-wild-torterra]

Y’all also works

[beansnmcnuggets]

As someone who also says "y'all", I second this opinion.

[bluepsi]

I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…

[dear-julien]

Trump Pledges to End LGBTQ+ Protections “On Day One” - Philadelphia Gay News

Donald Trump says he will end a series of LGBTQ+ protections established by the Biden administration “on day one.”

Vote blue.

[zofimp]

Are those "Biden protections" in the room with us at the moment? Go eat shit and die.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

They are in fact in the room with us right now.

4/26/24 - Biden/Harris administration incorporates latest rule to the ACA that includes protections on the basis of sexual orientation and improves pre-existing protections for gender identity, mandating nondiscrimination in health care and insurance coverage for LGBTQ+ Americans.

4/19/24 - Biden/Harris administration finalized a Title IX rule that clarifies the scope of nondiscrimination protections on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity throughout educational activities and programs.

1/9/24 - Biden/Harris administration reverses Trump/Pence era “License to Discriminate” rules.

6/8/23 - Biden personally announces a series of initiatives that include efforts to protect queer and trans foster youth, improve access to mental health services for LGBTQ+ youth and address the rise in hate-fueled violence.

4/26/23 - Biden/Harris administration files lawsuit against the state of Tennessee, challenging the constitutionality of recently enacted legislation banning age-appropriate, medically necessary gender-affirming care for transgender youth.

2/7/23 - Biden uses his SotU address to encouraged Congress to pass the Equality Act “to ensure LGBTQ Americans, especially transgender young people, can live with safety and dignity.”

12/13/22 - Biden signs the Respect for Marriage Act, one of the biggest legislative wins in the fight for LGBTQ+ equality in over a decade, guaranteeing federal rights, benefits and obligations of marriages in the federal code for same-sex couples. The legislation also repealed the Defense of Marriage Act and affirmed public acts, records and proceedings should be recognized by all states.

8/4/22 - Biden/Harris administration declares Monkeypox a public emergency and wields federal power to ensure equal access in the distribution of vaccines and treatment.

3/21/22 - Biden/Harris administration takes steps on Transgender Day of Visibility to protect trans Americans that includes issuing passports with an “X” gender marker, streamlining identity verification during the travel experience and providing resources to transgender kids and their families.

And that’s just the last two years, without including any educational or research work done towards new policies or educating Americans about LGBTQ identities and politics, like displaying parts of the AIDS quilt in the White House or regularly acknowledging Pride, days of visibility, or other issues within the community.

You may be too young to remember this, but Biden was one of the first major federal-level politicians to support gay marriage, and he dragged Obama along kicking and screaming to the finish line. This administration is one of the strongest allies the LGBTQ community has had. Ever.

[bogleech]

For the many many people who do not seem to understand how a government actually works, this doesn't mean Biden himself came up with these decisions, but they were approved and implemented by Congress because conservatives didn't have both the presidency and a majority. They desperately want the white house right now because it will allow them to make any policy changes they want uncontested.

[lonicera-caprifolium]

I don't think enough people remember that the Very First Thing Trump's team did when he took office in 2017 was remove the LGBT rights page from the White House site. Like, it was mere hours into his presidency. The whole site went down to make their changes, and everything else was replaced fairly quickly, but not that one.

Or his lawyers arguing, while he was in office, that employers fully should be allowed to fire people for being gay.

I also don't think enough people remember various military leaders, and thus entire units, -literally ignoring orders- in order to protect trans service members.

He is the country's biggest drain on actual social progress, and it'll happen again if he's re-elected.

[silver-tongues-blog]

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

[xikar]

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

[doublereversequadrupleagent-blo]

What?

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

[blurry-yeensman]

Where, where have you been sending it?!

[infamouslydorky]

[impiusangelus]

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

[silver-tongues-blog]

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

[mallomia]

bread 👍

[kits-extreme-autism]

BREAD!

[teamrocket-official]

I reblogged bread

[a-wild-torterra]

Why is it smooth

[teamrocket-official]

tf2 texture, that’s why

[a-wild-torterra]

I’ve seen better bread textures in source which is what game engine tf2 uses

[beansnmcnuggets]

I'm not sure what's stronger: the elation I felt seeing TF2 bread on my dash or the subsequent psychic damage I took after realizing Expiration Date is over a decade old.

[etchif]

Hey guys. You still should not use ChatGPT even if it only generated correct and high quality answers. The reason you shouldn't use it isn't 'it sucks at what it does' even if that is often true, it misses the point. The reason is that it's trained on stolen writing (which has always been public knowledge) and wastes unimaginable amounts of energy (also very public knowledge at this point).

The idea that you shouldn't use it solely because it gives bullshit answers only leads to people finding things it is actually good at and thinking that means it's totally okay to use it for that. I don't care about how much you don't want to write a cv yourself and how good chatGPT is at writing them. I'm sure there are things it doesn't suck at! I can totally believe you when you say it's capable of generating a decent cv in a fraction of the time it'd have taken you to write one that's half as good and took much more effort. That's not a good enough reason to use it

[triss19]

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

[loremerchant]

I know just the man for the job.

[whomthegodswoulddestroy]

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

[beansnmcnuggets]

In no way was I expecting to have Don Quixote appear on my dash today.

[viralfrog]

[evil-vampire-official]

Who’s the better mom? I think we all know.

[beansnmcnuggets]

Reblog if you think the first mom is cringe and the second isn't.

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[brandneweyescd]

rb to give the person u rb'd this from transgender swag

[brandneweyescd]

"they already have it" ok?? give them some more..

[brandneweyescd]

happy pride month 🙏

[hawkeyedflame]

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

[smallerfish]

[gaygunsmoke]

[ask-crow-aus]

cherries.

of course it’s my favorite fruit

[it-came-from-mount-ebott]

A fan. Since a sharp enough one would kill me anyway, this wouldn’t affect me too much.

[slendergenderfucker]

A wall

[yahooo-official]

armrest

[post-unuwuifer]

empty cardboard boxes

wait no looked inside its my drama homework from last year

[femboy-hooters-real]

TABLES :(

[thesmallestclown]

My stuffy 3:

[nanochittle]

Blåhaj??

FUCK

[walmart-the-official]

Y’all this drying rack for clothes is out to get me

[incognito-mode-official]

An old armchair??

[foreboding-monolith]

A closet

Of course

[beansnmcnuggets]

I'm currently sitting on my couch and I have three options: pillows, books (in this case, The Rule Of Thoughts by James Dashner), and cupholders.

None of these options are good.

[orcinus-veterinarius]

All my homies hate PETA.

[orcinus-veterinarius]

To clarify: “exotics owners” does not refer to people who own animals completely unsuited to be pets (big cats, primates, etc). In the vet world, anything that’s not a dog, cat, or farm animal is called an exotic, even something as mundane as a guinea pig. PETA hates pet ownership in general, but they’re especially hostile toward anything non-traditional, even if it’s completely possible to house ethically, like a ball python or bearded dragon.

So if you own a corn snake, congratulations, you’re an exotics owner and PETA has written an article on how terrible you are.

[orcinus-veterinarius]

Since this post is getting a ton of notes again and everyone is misunderstanding what I meant by “exotics.”