The Gnomes are After Me

I have ninja gerbil spies following you. The gnomes like to steal my crayons.... I am normally cool, calm, and collected, but I suffer from social anxiety. I obsess over books and tv shows and movies way too much. The internet brings out my inner...

[renee--rapp]

[bob-belcher]

[catchymemes]

[intellectualdisengagement]

M*A*S*H 4077 bids Henry Blake a reluctant and affectionate farewell.

[concepts]

Angelina Jolie behind the scenes of Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil

[benngie]

[kadywicker]

let's bring back making fun of people with "I only like Niche Non-Popular Things unlike you sheeple" complexes, actually

[kadywicker]

literally like. the Thing Is. you can dislike stuff all you want that's your prerogative. you can like whatever niche indie film or show you like and have a blast with it.

but when you see people having fun and enjoying themselves and your first reaction is to brag about how superior you are bc you aren't........ it's just really pathetic and makes people feel bad.

you're not as Cool and Edgy as you think you are for hating things. you're just sad.

[facelesssnaps]

blinkofatie•

[anxietyproblem]

[sizvideos]

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

[haussofkm-deactivated20200417]

The cutest thing ever.

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

Dogs are angels

[pglang]

fast replies are so attractive like damn i got your attention like that

[berrystumpytail]

i thought this said reptiles

[the-alpaca-of-doots]

They’re good too

[mapsontheweb]

US state map scaled to how much time was spent there during the 2016 Presidential Election by both campaigns

[afloweroutofstone]

You see, if not for the Electoral College, presidential candidates would only spend their time in large states, unlike in the current scenario in which they spend more time in Florida than in the entire American West combined

[notmytextsfromlastnight]

[ablogwithaview]

September 2019, 55° F

[gnomesandcrayons]

so who's the older twin?

younger twin: we're twins it doesnt matter

older twin: me

[adisabel]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Ithaca Journal, New York, June 26, 1926