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happy 2/3rds pride month
he's just trying to help (original post by @jotaropregnant :DD)
has anyone done this with them yet
The Oingo Boingo Brothers Arc in a nutshell
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more jotaro art
the second one was made for my art class last year
Jotarooo…. you wanna make jotaro headcanons so badlyyy…. x reader perchance but it’s ok if not….. any part…. ooohhhh the demons want you to write jotaro headcanonssss……..
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• 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁, 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝘁 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗹𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻’𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺, 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗴𝘆𝗽𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲, 𝗛𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 “ 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗳..” 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝘇𝗲
•𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗴𝘂𝘀𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮 𝗵𝘂𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗹𝘆!
• 𝗢𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗶𝘁, 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝗺, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝘁
• 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗴𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲’𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺.
• 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗽𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗵𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗹, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗹, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗽 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗮 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗝𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 “𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴??” “𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘀???” “𝗱𝗼 𝗶 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱” 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗲𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗵𝘂𝗴, 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺, 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝘂𝗽 𝘀𝗻𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 3 𝗰𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀.
𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘫𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘰 𝘴𝘰 𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘥(。 ́︿ ̀。)
The meme
op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back
any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind
hihi,, can i rq reader wanting to practice their first kiss with jotaro under the guise of like,, as friends?,, but they really like him and have been friends for a long time now since they were kids,,, thank you!!
(also cute profile theme,,,,,)
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୨୧ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 . . . ━━ ( practicing your kissing with your best friend jotaro )
JOTARO's tongue shyly wraps around yours, and that's when your hands stop gripping his shirt and start pushing him away instead. your lips part with a subtle pop and you rush to wipe your mouth with the back of your hand.
"what the hell was that?" you scrunch your nose as you recall the slimy sensation.
jotaro doesn't pull back all the way, his face a few inches away from yours. "my tongue, stupid. you surely don't expect to just lock lips with him and stay still, right?" he snaps back.
you two have been doing this for way longer than you should've. it all started with a party invitation you unexpectedly got from a guy you've barely ever talked to but who always stares and sits close to you during lectures. you might've never been to a college party before, but you for sure weren't born yesterday. you understood the clear implications of that invitation.
one week has passed since then and the party is tomorrow night. you had almost completely made up your mind to stand the guy up and stay in. he wouldn't even notice if you didn't show up.
well, that was until jotaro came over.
you were certain that guy was gonna try something with you at that party. well, frat parties are all the same anyway—if he doesn't, some other hot guy who's too drunk to see who he's kissing will. you weren't gonna miss the opportunity to make out with someone way out of your league.
but... you've never kissed anyone before.
if only there was a very attractive, smart and helpful young man with more experience than you in that field who you also happen to have a massive crush on since middle school and was also willing to let you practice your kissing on him...
you kept batting your eyelashes at jotaro until he got fed up and eventually agreed to be your test subject.
now it's been, what? thirty minutes? an hour? you don't even know anymore. your lips are swollen and the glittery lipgloss you were wearing because you knew jotaro was coming over has long gone been smeared away by his lips.
"you need to loosen up. anyone will be able to tell if you're nervous while kissing them," he says. his voice has gotten a bit hoarse, but you brush it off as annoyance.
"well, that's easy for you to say. you have experience," you murmur, turning your head towards the open window, hoping that a gust of wind would be enough to cool you off.
as much as you tried to ignore it, you just can't. you've been friends with jotaro for years, you've done everything together. he would comfort you every time you scraped your knees, listen to you yap on and on about the boys that you liked and the friends that you hate, hell, he was the first person you ran to when you got your first period and he helped you without even knowing anything himself.
but since when does he have experience? and why didn't he tell you anything?
jotaro's voice breaks through your thoughts. "you're the one who asked me to teach you," he says, finally leaning away from you to rest his back the wall beside your bed. "don't freak out."
"i'm not freaking out!"
your best friend just looks at you sideways, raising his right eyebrow.
you let out a breath. "fine, i am freaking out. just a little bit."
your words make jotaro sit up on the floor, his eyes softening slightly. "look- just... stay still." he leans in again, lifting his hand for his fingertips to ever so slightly touch the tips of your ears. he sucks in a final beath before closing the gap between you once again.
his lips move slowly against yours, giving you some time to adjust before his hand got bolder, tilting your chin upwards and deepening the kiss.
he tries to avoid using his tongue, but a soft, involuntary sound escapes you and your mouth slightly opens, leading to jotaro's tongue sliding inside.
you wince and jotaro breaks the kiss, but before he can open his mouth to say anything, you put your hands behind his neck and pull him close to you again. jotaro made a low, muffled sound of surprise in the back of his throat. his other hand, the one that wasn't absentmindedly running up and down your jawline, came to rest on your hip.
his fingers grip the soft fabric of your skirt and you can tell he's fighting not to let it wander lower, towards the plush of your thigh.
when you finally pulled back just an inch, you noticed the red tips of his ears and his heavy breaths. you could also feel heat blooming up your neck and across your cheeks.
"satisfied now? you've been complaining all evening," you chuckle breathlessly.
"can i tell you something?" jotaro breathes, completely ignoring your comment and still not giving you enough space to breathe after that intense kiss.
"sure," you swallow. your heart is hammering against your ribcage so hard that you're sure jotaro can hear it.
"i lied. i don't- hah..." he tips his hat over his eyes, "i don't actually have experience. i've never kissed anyone before."
your breath catches somewhere in your throat. "what do you mean? why would you lie ab-" you don't get to finish your sentence before he cuts you off.
"maybe because i just... wanted to kiss you," his voice has an irritated tone as he finally leans all the way back. you can tell it's not aimed at you, but rather at himself. "god, what am i even saying right now," he mutters to himself.
"do you think it's... that ridiculous?" you inch closer to him, the bedding ruffling under your movements. "what if i told you that i wanted to kiss you too?"
you hesitantly lift your arms and reach for his face, feeling his soft curls as you turn his head to face you. "you're pretty good for someone with no experience though. you sure had me fooled."
jotaro snorts. "you're alright too, i guess."
"alright?! just alright? i feel like i might've to show you how good i am one more time," you tease and place a hand on his hard chest, slowly pushing him down on the bed.
"on second thought, i don't really want you to go to that party," he groans.
a/n: really hope this isn't cringe omg anyways
just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead
just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead
Why is pet play always dogs anyway
Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.
Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog
Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry
Let’s be chiikawas with boyfriend