Goaliemeat

Mostly things written in tweet form now presented in tumblr form. Cis He/Him Big Roush Fenway Keselowski Guy Fan of: Chiefs/Cubs/Wild/Iowa State

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Smoking premier Takuma Sato

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They really should have held a Battlebots fight on the White House lawn instead. That would’ve ruled.

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that was a fucking awesome Stanley Cup final. Canes totally deserved it.

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Toyota has to have the Mandate of Heaven. Nothing else explains this run to me.

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Weekend of hell for Brad

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Benjamin Franklin looks like that one actor dude with the monotone voice that nobody knows the name of

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damn we are starting this race early today

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How the doctor be looking at you like before the prostate exam

[butchblaney]

?

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Close enough, welcome back Chicagoland Abraham Lincoln

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I just realized that the future generations will not understand the “I Smell Pennies” meme

What have we done?

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Omw to turn “shark boy summer” into a multinational climate concern

[scottdixon]

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what do you think Ty Dillon is doing right at this very moment?

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The more that I think about it, I may have been an IPad Kid. I’m fucked, aren’t I?

[eebie]

i googled Lois Griffin Enjoying Herself and one of the first results was a photo of a guy jerking off to a family guy clip i just wanted to see her happy and having fun ...

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game 4 coming up next. Will it be as crazy?

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