my humble trash home

em (they/them) thirty-something fangirl loser boy, doing my worst.

[evenlyevi]

Moonlight Dandelions (in color) - original bw ver!

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[wyatthazy]

off-screen shane's tail is wagging so hard it's smacking furniture around

[holohedral]

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[notahorseindisguise]

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

[enba-and-luka]

[jellyfishforest135]

Typical science teacher behavior

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[plasmalink]

genuinely awesome

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[mellowmaidenhairs]

underwater woman

[loveridden1999]

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

[existential-celestial]

“I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else…and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more…and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned…I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

— The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket

[i-am-never-anywhere]

I just wanted to say I am always delighted when I see your profile picture pop up in my notifications! ❤️ I hope you're having a really good day 😊✨

what a lovely message to receive, i’m honored to spread the joy of My Bisexual Wife

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[bintro]

[forlorngarden]

you and that fucking wasp