goatsmilk

message me

[brokebackboys]

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[k1mkardashian]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Me, with my indie folk gf

Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?

[rockhardgeologist]

[forame]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

[okaymad]

[womanifesting]

This is the meme content I like to see

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[aestheticsandchill]

[dogsenpai]

me: *watching stranger things*

strange thing: *happens*

me:

[whatacatch]

the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive

[onlytwitterpics]

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[screechthemighty]

Listen, Ghostbusters passes every test I can think of for the treatment of women in media.

Bechdel Test: All the women have a lot of conversations about things other than men. Like ghosts, and cadavers, and technobabble.

Sexy Lamp Test: None of the women can be replaced by a sexy lamp and have the plot remain intact.

Mako Mori Test: All the women have a narrative arc about busting ghosts and gaining respect, with the separate arc of Erin and Abby re-gaining their friendship, and neither arc supports a man’s story.

Furiosa Test: The movie pissed off manbabies on the internet.

Basically, this movie is a gift.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via areyouok_busterwolf)