Coming up with an entire narrative just because you’re illiterate I guess
According to the internet:
- some flip phones being able to record a shitty audio file to be your ringtone, but more commonly you had to pay $5 for a monophonic crazy frog midi that charged to your parents cellular bill and they'd whoop your ass and if you got a new phone you had to re-buy it
Is better than
- full internet access to download whatever ringtone you like for free, or use a free app to make your own, or if you DO want a pop radio ringtone it would be $1 for good quality and you owned it forever
Make it make sense























