15 Weekly Winners Gobby It Up! Singapore Contest
John is a repulsive gambler and he have borrowed a huge sum of money from illegal money lender and his debt is too huge for him to be repaid. He is up shit creek without a paddle.
“James was as much use as a one legged man in a toe counting competition when he was my wingman while I was trying chat up lines at the cattle market last Friday.”
He was well gutted and had a bone to pick over his grilled fish which was clearly not gutted and full of bones despite the sign outside touting "boneless fish".
I must have been wearing beer googles last night to say that that beanpole was drop dead gorgeous. Now I must think of a way to get her off my back cause shes completely smitten with me.
The hen night yesterday was crazy! Two party animals used the dog to tell porkies to random strangers while the rest were on a wild goose chase looking for a pony that the swot, who by the way was running around like a headless chicken, lost.
Stop telling porkies. Or your head will roll tonight.
My shit will hit the fan if you claim that true love don't cost us the earth. It ain't cheap as chips as you think! Prove that or else you're just all mouth and trousers. Now, before I lose my marbles, scram out of my bedroom with your sappy one-liners!
“I might seem like a shrinking violet bet try to cross me and you’ll be pushing up daisies!”
“It was a good thing that I decided to dress to kill for my blind date. It turned out my date was totally babelicious. A real catch if you know what I mean. We wined and dined and I managed to get to first base! Thanks mate for your help and setting up the date, I owe you one!”
“Movers and Shakers get down to brass tacks, think outside the box to jump-start the global economy in the doldrums to avert another round of global financial crisis.”
I would sell my own Grandmother just to be as cool as Simon Cowell
Putting their shoulders to the wheel, taking the bull by the horns, and breaking the back of the beast, the management has successfully transformed the ailing corporation into a cash cow.
“Make sure you have your wits about you. Have the big picture in mind but think outside the box. If you play your cards right, you just might take home the iPAD 2 Gobby It Up Singapore is giving away.”
My old man was at a cattle market, mutton dressed as lamb, trying to reel in a real catch. He came back home and swanned about like he's off the market. Gobsmacked I was when I saw a muppet next to him. What a wally he is!
“With the holidays just around the corner, let’s just let our hair down and go out on the town. Let’s party hard after all life is short.”
Congratulations to all the Weekly Winners!! Your Gobby Goody Bag is on the way to meet you! Thank you for participating in Gobby It Up! Singapore Contest and get cracking! :)