Goblin!

Offically a goblin. Goblin! Goblin goblin goblin.

[goblin-offical]

Goblin. Offically.

Goblin is a GOBLIN! Goblin. Not Hobgoblin. Not Kobolds. Not Orc. Not Imp. GOBLIN!

Does Creature have shinies????? *Takes the shinies.*

What's a pronoun- WHAT'S A PRONOUN???

*Completely forgot about the introduction at this point. Eating pickles surrounded by shinies stolen previously.*

Mod: Hi! Decided to join the officalverse as a mischievous Goblin!

They/them and he/him for the mod, and Goblin doesn't.. Really know what pronouns are? Goblin language doesn't have gendered terms in my mind, and Goblin doesn't care enough about the English language to bother with them, so any pronoun for the Goblin.

If I do upset you, let me know and I'll stop. ^^

CREDITS TO @aceofpans FOR THE BANNER. COMPLETE CREDITS. ABSOLUTELY ALL CREDITS GO TO THEM.

[goblin-offical]

Will th goblins join the Decpticons? We promise to let you loot any autobots you maim for shinies

- @Megatron-offical

.....Is there shinies on the Decepticon's side?

[rodimus-offical]

If you try loot me for shinies I WILL set you on fire without a single qualm.

[goblin-offical]

*Backs away.*

But shinies :(

[rodimus-offical]

*smoke wafts out of a few of his vents.*

I will. No hesitation.

[goblin-offical]

*Goblin pinches two fingers close together on one hand, squinting in between the gap.*

Not even one shiny for Goblin..? :(

[goblin-offical]

Will th goblins join the Decpticons? We promise to let you loot any autobots you maim for shinies

- @Megatron-offical

.....Is there shinies on the Decepticon's side?

[rodimus-offical]

If you try loot me for shinies I WILL set you on fire without a single qualm.

[goblin-offical]

*Backs away.*

But shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Hey, I'm Elias, @vassal-to-their-majesty, I wanted to know if you knew any monarchs of any kind that I can swear as my liege? Most the fantasy accounts are pretty inactive, I had a more formal version of this, it was like a letter, but I lost it, so... please help a friendly human? pretty please? I'll give you a Greek honey cake?

Gobiln... GOBLIN :D

[vassal-to-their-majesty]

I nearly forgot about this ask! That was like months ago! I asked a bunch of people but they said no! And 3 months later I'm still liegeless and working at a 7-11 to afford my hovel and boiled potatoes! I guess nothing changed. Now what was that you were saying? I may have misinterpreted, I am what one would call a fool

[goblin-offical]

That is sad. Elias will work for Goblin now.

[vassal-to-their-majesty]

WHAT

I'M EMPLOYED

I CAN AFFORD TO BOIL CARROTS WITH MY POTATOES

[goblin-offical]

Too bad. Elias works for Goblin now.

[vassal-to-their-majesty]

(°〇°)

Well okay then! I've been looking for a job for a while, maybe it's about time I got some full time employment. I do have an 8 foot goat to take care of, that's not exactly boiled potatoes cheap.

Nevertheless, from this day forth, I swear to you as your vassal, I am at your service!

[goblin-offical]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Goblin is very pleased.

[goblin-offical]

Will th goblins join the Decpticons? We promise to let you loot any autobots you maim for shinies

- @Megatron-offical

.....Is there shinies on the Decepticon's side?

[megatron-offical]

Yes and you can pay you with them! Buuuut if that doesnt to convince you to work with us...

The Autobots have a very shiny shiny that they would never give up, youd need to work with us to collect it from their leader

[goblin-offical]

:0

That is so, so shiny....

The shiniest.........

GOBLIN WANTS IT. GOBLIN NEEDS IT.

Goblin will help work with the Decepticons, BUT GOBLIN GETS TO KEEP THE SHINY, DEAL??

[megatron-offical]

Fine by me goblin, i dont have personal need for it anyways

[goblin-offical]

EHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :D

[goblin-offical]

Will th goblins join the Decpticons? We promise to let you loot any autobots you maim for shinies

- @Megatron-offical

.....Is there shinies on the Decepticon's side?

[megatron-offical]

Yes and you can pay you with them! Buuuut if that doesnt to convince you to work with us...

The Autobots have a very shiny shiny that they would never give up, youd need to work with us to collect it from their leader

[goblin-offical]

:0

That is so, so shiny....

The shiniest.........

GOBLIN WANTS IT. GOBLIN NEEDS IT.

Goblin will help work with the Decepticons, BUT GOBLIN GETS TO KEEP THE SHINY, DEAL??

[goblin-offical]

Hey, I'm Elias, @vassal-to-their-majesty, I wanted to know if you knew any monarchs of any kind that I can swear as my liege? Most the fantasy accounts are pretty inactive, I had a more formal version of this, it was like a letter, but I lost it, so... please help a friendly human? pretty please? I'll give you a Greek honey cake?

Gobiln... GOBLIN :D

[vassal-to-their-majesty]

I nearly forgot about this ask! That was like months ago! I asked a bunch of people but they said no! And 3 months later I'm still liegeless and working at a 7-11 to afford my hovel and boiled potatoes! I guess nothing changed. Now what was that you were saying? I may have misinterpreted, I am what one would call a fool

[goblin-offical]

That is sad. Elias will work for Goblin now.

[vassal-to-their-majesty]

WHAT

I'M EMPLOYED

I CAN AFFORD TO BOIL CARROTS WITH MY POTATOES

[goblin-offical]

Too bad. Elias works for Goblin now.

[goblin-offical]

Will th goblins join the Decpticons? We promise to let you loot any autobots you maim for shinies

- @Megatron-offical

.....Is there shinies on the Decepticon's side?

[goblin-offical]

*offers shiny as gift*

- @how-to-offical

*Goblin takes it whilst cackling.*

[goblin-offical]

Just a curious question. Is your home located in a forest?

Yes! Goblin's home is in a secluded shiny cave in the forest :D

[goblin-offical]

I AM MUTUALS WITH GOBLIN?

HELLO CREATURE, YES!

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Goblin won't give the shinies back, but Goblin can set up a savings account for Aceofpans and set an interest so Aceofpans can slowly earn the shinies back

[aceofpans]

that sounds like capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Not capitalism because Goblin will take the savings from Aceofpan's account if Aceofpan doesn't collect the shinies within 5 minutes. Very very different.

[aceofpans]

i- i think thats worse than capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Nuh uh because Goblin profits from this.

[the-man-in-your-walls-official]

‎

[goblin-offical]

...AH- What was that sound in Goblins' walls

[the-man-in-your-walls-official]

‎

[goblin-offical]

Goblin's going to have to clean out Goblin's cave again and check Goblins' walls...

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Goblin won't give the shinies back, but Goblin can set up a savings account for Aceofpans and set an interest so Aceofpans can slowly earn the shinies back

[aceofpans]

that sounds like capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Not capitalism because Goblin will take the savings from Aceofpan's account if Aceofpan doesn't collect the shinies within 5 minutes. Very very different.

[aceofpans]

i- i think thats worse than capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Nuh uh because Goblin profits from this.

[aceofpans]

and- and youre the ONLY one who profits?

[goblin-offical]

...Nooooo, because creatures profit from the relinquishing of the weight of shinies on creature's back. By giving the weight of creature's shinies to Goblin. Mine all mine!

[aceofpans]

uh hhhuhhh

[goblin-offical]

Does Aceofpan have any more shinies for poor, poor Goblin?

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Goblin won't give the shinies back, but Goblin can set up a savings account for Aceofpans and set an interest so Aceofpans can slowly earn the shinies back

[aceofpans]

that sounds like capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Not capitalism because Goblin will take the savings from Aceofpan's account if Aceofpan doesn't collect the shinies within 5 minutes. Very very different.

[aceofpans]

i- i think thats worse than capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Nuh uh because Goblin profits from this.

[the-man-in-your-walls-official]

‎

[goblin-offical]

...AH- What was that sound in Goblins' walls

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Goblin won't give the shinies back, but Goblin can set up a savings account for Aceofpans and set an interest so Aceofpans can slowly earn the shinies back

[aceofpans]

that sounds like capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Not capitalism because Goblin will take the savings from Aceofpan's account if Aceofpan doesn't collect the shinies within 5 minutes. Very very different.

[aceofpans]

i- i think thats worse than capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Nuh uh because Goblin profits from this.

[aceofpans]

and- and youre the ONLY one who profits?

[goblin-offical]

...Nooooo, because creatures profit from the relinquishing of the weight of shinies on creature's back. By giving the weight of creature's shinies to Goblin. Mine all mine!

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Goblin won't give the shinies back, but Goblin can set up a savings account for Aceofpans and set an interest so Aceofpans can slowly earn the shinies back

[aceofpans]

that sounds like capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Not capitalism because Goblin will take the savings from Aceofpan's account if Aceofpan doesn't collect the shinies within 5 minutes. Very very different.

[aceofpans]

i- i think thats worse than capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Nuh uh because Goblin profits from this.

[goblin-offical]

Goblin has to make sure, April is the month with 28 days right?

And May is the one for the Fool's?

[aceofpans]

every month is for fools if you’re like me

[goblin-offical]

But Goblin is not a fool. Goblin is a-robbin'.

[aceofpans]

like those birds? The red ones?

[goblin-offical]

Sure... Goblin is a-robbin'....

*Steals your shinies.*

[aceofpans]

What the fuck

[goblin-offical]

What..?

[aceofpans]

stole my shinies :(

[goblin-offical]

Goblin won't give the shinies back, but Goblin can set up a savings account for Aceofpans and set an interest so Aceofpans can slowly earn the shinies back

[aceofpans]

that sounds like capitalism

[goblin-offical]

Not capitalism because Goblin will take the savings from Aceofpan's account if Aceofpan doesn't collect the shinies within 5 minutes. Very very different.