Princess goblin, your goblin King

I never fit in until goblincore arrived

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[muddy-marshes-deactivated202002]

Yes but have you considered:

The City Goblin

If they got a yard, it’s controlled chaos; mowing is minimal, pesticides are the goddamn devil, native plants and insects are thriving

Hang bird and bee houses at the window

Compost bins and rain barrels 4 lyfe

Hoards garden statues and wind chimes whether or not they have a yard for them

Hiss at street lamps, especially when they come on in the day time LIKE WHO ON EARTH NEEDS EXTRA LIGHT AT 5 PM THE SUN HASN’T LEFT US YET 

Have an extended family of potted plants on their patio and windowsill

Are a regular at their local nature parks and museums

Attempts to barter seeds at the farmer’s market (sometimes it works)

Steals Adopts plants from public property when they’re clearly not being cared for 

Locates fellow goblins at their city’s community garden

[twirld]

Woodland Scene with Floral Foreground (1865) Léon Bonvin

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

[wurmtime]

what they (capitalist trash) see: a human, with a height and gender and monetary worth

what i (trancendentalist goblin) am: just a smol gob, no size or shape, just a big heart for lovin moss and snails. no thing in my pockets but lint, grass, and old broken doodad

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[pagewoman]

Moon Moths

by Rebecca Stadtlander  

[nastygrubbygremlin]

goblin culture is going up the stairs like a feral little monster and down the stairs like a nasty little swamp creature and i cannot change this

[sstarbee]

If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me!

The woods at 3:48 am

[crucifix-doll]

[woodland-sorcery]

I wanna be Gerda

[punkfrogprince]

me: picks up rubber band

brain: put on wrist

me: why

brain: b r a c e l e t n o w

[myzuer]

Mushroom

[muddygoblins]

i am made of mud, love, and a raging horde of bees

[goblinprincesss-blog]

I misread this as boner of bees and was very frightened

[kellyroman]

sketched some flora of the forest floor today

[bumblybunny-blog]

Found a very goblimn shirt !! Very happy I got it 🍄🍄🍄

[greyinviolet]

me: *sees a cool rock*

brain: TAKE

me: why???

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brain: TAKE

me: damn can’t argue with that logic

[donglethegoblin]

reblog if u wanna just let out a nice feral scream