The Gobster

Ahahahaheehee hoho :-D (26/any pronouns)

[gobonthecob]

Decorated my room in outlast and how I’d love it more than my irl home

[gobonthecob]

Went to go check out the heartopia tag to see if the game looks any fun/has any fanbase and the oc drawings next to their in game characters are killing me

They’re so fine compared to the little cuties they’re based off of ToT (I love it)

Time to get obsessed oops!

[gobonthecob]

TikTokers keep showing uncensored or no context warning videos/material from Jeffery Epstein and say that we don’t care enough.

I just had a dream with Epstein. I had a dream where I was in his office with fucking Jeffery Epstein. I saw cooked children and so many big black boxes.

I think I care enough, man.

[gobonthecob]

Jim would love me bc how did I not notice that he locks the food? I didn’t even run outside so I would’ve never found out my car is messed up? I’m so oblivious it’s insane

[gobonthecob]

Whatever happened to the sunmoon fandom? Jfc I think the last time I interacted w someone from that fandom it was 2023 :0

[cufndevlog]

Closed until Further Notice Game Coming Soon!

And the most exciting part is: it's NOT a demo! It's the full game!

Do you like FNAF? Well, what if the animatronics didn't want to kill you, but wanted you for emotional support? In CuFN, a wide motley of different characters will come to your windows and doors demanding your attention. You are the property owner trying to revamp things for the next clubhouse owner and you have to keep these future guests happy while not letting them fully see you. If they did, they'd never come back.

This game is a prologue to the future game Friendly Face, a game where you have to run the clubhouse since you have the friendliest face around.

We built out everything as a faux 3D space in Ren.Py, but we ran into an issue with visually moving the friends between activities. Essentially, it would run much better in Unity.

With the creation of this game, we hope to add some people to our team of 2 in order to make that software change. For right now, we repurposed the old Friendly Face map into Closed until Further Notice.

Here's a video of the current build! It's a bit choppy in places, but that's to be expected since this was all coded in Ren.Py (which is still crazy to think about!)

[gobonthecob]

Concept: March x farmer fic where the farmer recognizes him from the blacksmithing competition. Like, before he can get his first snarky comment in, the farmer immediately starts praising him. The absolute mindfuck it’d be for him. Makes me wonder how he’d treat them afterwards.

[gobonthecob]

I might actually write this especially since I have an AO3 account now, but I also wanna add the thought: What if the player accepted the farming job because they knew March would be the one making their tools.

He’s only rude to the farmer because of all the attention they got right after he won 1st place in that blacksmithing competition for the third time in a row. Having that be the reason the talk of the town is even in town would make him violently proud in a really weird way.

I like to think he’d get really quiet at first when people talk about the farmer, but eventually blurts out how all their work is actually lowkey his doing. Then when they eventually accuse him of having a crush, he can be as violently defiant about it. But it’s true. It was love at first compliment!

[gobonthecob]

Concept: March x farmer fic where the farmer recognizes him from the blacksmithing competition. Like, before he can get his first snarky comment in, the farmer immediately starts praising him. The absolute mindfuck it’d be for him. Makes me wonder how he’d treat them afterwards.

[gobonthecob]

I love Astarion so much it’s insane. Like the deep and unshakable hold this man has on me is wild. And the craziest part is that it’s 100% platonic. I just love his snarky ass and all I want to do is to give him love and care without any sexual motives. Like no man, you’re not just your body, you’re also a wonderful mind. I love his quick wit and I know that irl we’d vibe so hard.

God, what a man ❤️

[gobonthecob]

Can I make a living off of dying? I’m in need of money but I’m tired of doing literally anything.

[gloriousfestivalcycle]

Guajillo peppers are delightfully smoky, sweet and lack a crispness. Honestly, what I get from them is largely burger.

I like burger.

Such pepper is entirely lacking in perceived capsaicin, the flesh is thin. An in between of a dry fruit roll up and crunching autumn leaves. Lovely isn’t it?

The seeds are joyous. They do not rage at the consumer, loving are they to the crushing molars who grind and mow the stoic fruit to digestible paste.

[gobonthecob]

I wanna draw nsfw but all my ideas are strangely haunting and horribly kinky and I don’t know if I should attach my name to such works

But I don’t wanna do nothing else :(

[whosurdaddynj-deactivated202503]

[depsidase]

[gobonthecob]

This is more akin to plutocracy which is a money based government system

But we’ve been living like this for years. It’s why the left and the right seem to be both moving to the right

[gobonthecob]

Oh you wanna baby?

Yeah sure

We all know you just want the nonstop puking you little freak stop playing

(Warning: Throw up emoji under cut)

🤮

Lmao that’s you

Puke creature

[gobonthecob]

At kbbq and you know what? Maybe I can keep living

Thanks beef bulgogi :-)

[synthdykes]