BlueLineGoon

[etheltempest]

i don’t care who your fave team is this is the most objectively funny thing to happen in the nhl lately

[bluelinegoon]

The funniest thing to me about the ads for AI pornbot girlfriends is that they always show these things outside. Which does really say the quiet part out loud in how these exist and are built on the dehumanization of human women, BUT MORE AMUSING is that even in their computerized dream realm where they create with godlike impunity these fucking losers still cannot comprehend a woman in their bedroom.

[bluelinegoon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

My humble contributor to Kinktober!

Enjoy some Zosan porn w/o plot

[the-mountain-life]

The scent of campfire in crisp air is one of the most healing things

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420]

excuse me

[bluelinegoon]

No, they're onto something

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[ichigoginchan]

BUGGY DAAAY

[sogekii-heii]

yeehaw

[hotgirlsunny]

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A UHHHHHHHH

[4wallsfrnkremix-deactivated2016]

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

[frailbug]

it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

[bluelinegoon]

Big if true

[bluelinegoon]

Podcasting is too contrived and artificial

I need to harass people on the street with my unfiltered thoughts like Diogenes

[uroko]

Yufu City, Oita Prefecture, Japan // みずなし

[neoncat669]

[bluelinegoon]

French Blackbeard be like:

ZOH HOH HOH HOH HON

[selkesson]

development camp, where the prospects get to do escape rooms, play pickle ball or a round of golf, build lego — all sorts of fun!

unless, of course, you have been drafted to vancouver. in which case they send out the sedins twins to chase you up a mountain that is also known as nature’s stair master.

[moonlit-orchid]

I actually fucking died laughing

[bluelinegoon]

Yeah I'll reblog that