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@god-1234
Why stress being smart? When you can dumb and blissful?
Listen up, bros. You ever notice how the “smart” guys are always fried? Always grinding, always overthinking, always carrying the weight of a million expectations on their shoulders? They’re stressed 24/7, chasing grades, careers, approval, trying to be the perfect son/boyfriend/employee. Their brains never shut off. Anxiety is their default setting.
Now look at the real winners, the dumb, happy, horny himbos.
They don’t overthink. They don’t stress. They just feel.
They lift heavy, eat big, smile wide, and get hard at the simplest shit. A tight tank top in the mirror? Instant boner. A bro’s sweaty muscles after leg day? Even better. Low expectations = maximum bliss. No pressure to be the smartest in the room when you’re too busy being the hottest, horniest, most fuckable one instead.
Smart = constant pressure
Dumb = pure dopamine
Being dumb means freedom. Freedom to flex, to moan, to edge for hours because your brain fogged up and all that’s left is muscle and cock. Your only job is to grow bigger, look better, and make everyone around you a little dumber and hornier too.
Every time you let a thought slip away…
Every time you choose the pump over the problem set…
Every time you catch yourself grinning like an idiot because your reflection looks bigger and your dick feels thicker…
You’re winning.
Drop the overthinking. Embrace the himbo glow-up.
Get stupid. Get swole. Get happy. Get horny.
The world doesn’t need another stressed-out smart boy.
It needs more dumb, smiling, rock-hard himbos who make everything better just by existing.
They had it right
Frat himbos
They showed up saying you're a big guy and "massive and hot asf" and that they would love to take you back to their frat house for some play. Fortunately for them you were horny as hell, and would love to wreck some frat ass...
He is righteously proud
One sip, and his pecs jutted out from his chest a little bit more. A second sip, his biceps ballooned out, pushing up and stretching out his shirt sleeves. Third sip, he flipped his hat around without even realizing it. It was on the fourth sip that he got that dumb look on his face. Fifth sip, and he was all mine.
“Flex for me, bro,” I told him.
He put his big arms above his head and put a cocky look on his face.
“Yeah, bro,” I complimented him, “Nice arms.”
He let out a dumb chuckle and continued flexing for himself. He was completely oblivious of his instant muscle growth. All he knew was that he was fuckin’ big now, and he wanted to show it off.
“Fuck yeah,” he said. Damn, his voice had gotten so deep and dumb-sounding.
“I think you’ve had enough to drink tonight, though,” I said. I raised an eyebrow and looked at the bottle that he had continued sipping from. With each sip he took, he was becoming more and more simple-minded. If he kept it up at this pace, I doubted he’d even be able to string a sentence together by the end of the night.
“This shit is fuckin’ lit, bro,” he slurred, “What the fuck is in this shit?”
“Just a special little serum I invented to help turn you into a dumb, muscular frat bro,” I smiled.
“Huh?” What I had just told him had clearly gone over his head. “Whatever, bro. That sounds like some fuckin’ stupid science shit or somethin’.”
yo bros ummm just like wakin up rn n holy fuck my heads all foggy again like dat same thick dumb jock haze sittin heavy in my skull makin everythin slow n blurry n idk what the fuck im even doin
but wait… ummm dat aint even the worst part lmao
my morning wood 🪵 is still fuckin ROCK HARD bro n it aint goin down AT ALL
like its been throbbin there for hours now n every day it just gets WORSE n WORSE
used to be i could shake it off after a few mins but nahhh now its just permanent bro energy down there like my dick decided to stay stupid n swole 24/7
ummm but u gotta EMBRACE dat shit dude!!!
fuck yeahhh let dat fog cloud ur brain n let dat morning wood stay locked n loaded like its preworkout for ur cock or somethin lmao
who needs it to go soft anyway??? not this big retarded musclehead
i just flex in the mirror n chug my protein shake while its still pokin out my shorts like a goddamn flagpole
dat fog + dat never-ending boner = peak jock bro life bro
keeps me focused on what really matters
liftin heavy
eatin big
n stayin a total dumb horny jock legend
so yeah if u wake up n ur heads mush n ur dick wont chill… congrats dude ur leveled up
keep ridin dat fog n that wood like its leg day for your brain n balls
we out here stayin stupid n THROBBIN 💪🪵😵💫
I need to revert to Islam, marry wives and create Muslim babies for the sake of Allah
Clean him up after workouts
First thing in the morning my assistant always makes sure he gives me plenty of protein to keep me going until noon - when he is ready to to feed me another load and keep me going until I leave at the end oh the work day and go home to my wife & children.