(If you have this handy application on your phone called Spotify, I recommend listening to this)
Yes, I am blind. My name is Althea. That’s pretty much it. I can’t see a damn thing, but I can hear every ridiculous, self-destructive plan Deadpool cooks up. I’m the one who cleans up his messes and deals with the aftermath of his lunacy. If you’re looking for someone who’s got no filter and a front-row seat to the circus that is Deadpool’s life, you’ve found me. Just don’t expect me to sugarcoat anything
Who is Deadpool? He’s the psycho mercenary who thinks he’s the star of a fucked-up action movie. He’s got the mouth of a sailor, the morals of a dumpster fire, and a talent for getting himself into all kinds of trouble. Basically, he’s a walking, talking disaster zone with a penchant for breaking every rule he can find. And guess what? I’m the poor soul who has to deal with the fallout and try not to lose my mind in the process.
He’s also my roommate… @themarvelmessiah
Being part of the household with Dogpool? Well, it’s surprisingly not the worst thing. Sure, she’s a little slobbery and I’ve tripped over her more times than I can count, but… shes got a weird charm. She’s loyal, quiet—unlike her idiot owner—and she actually seems to know when I need a break from all the chaos. It’s kinda nice, having her around. Don’t tell anyone I said that, though—I’ve got a reputation to keep. @dogpool-puppins
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How did I end up on this god forbidden platform? Wade told me to get a life.. well I already have and now I’m here.
More looney toon maniacs:
@deadpool-roleplay-blog @deadpool-in-wolverine @dead-marveljesus-pool @dead-in-the-pool @deadpool-wade-wilson @wade-wilson-deadpool-bugaloo @wadewilsonposting @wade-wilson-deadpool @nice-pool @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer @merc-with-the-m0uth @mercwithamouth-wade @maximum-bugaloo-2nd @official-wanda-wilson @gothpool @wadebutoncrack @dance-pool @somewhat-deadpool @kidpool-the-underapreciated @you-have-been-babypooled @deadpool-original
(They all owe me some sugar)
