god dammit bearbar

hello tumblr. I'm a Canadian metalhead who loves throwing axes and wandering the ocean.

[memewhore]

[cryptotheism]

What's the difference between a kink and a fetish?

I blog about history wizards usually

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

[twinflamedreams]

[mymarifae]

i love this tweet very much

[eyebrowpunk]

antithesis to this post

[yeahdragon]

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

[yeahdragon]

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!

And also when he gets up to other mischief

However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Important updates!

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

GUESS WHO TURNED 16 TODAY!!

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

Best update of all time just landed

[theygender]

Bruce in his eating dome:

[tentacion3099]

Grail Knives

[inwardhardar]

They'll end up in an evidence locker right next to the George Costanza pistol

[beardedmrbean]

Thanks Mal

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[slitherpunk]

it's so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

[dalmek]

[happyllamaglama]

I need to hear some more from Dougie really, he's always got good things to say.

It is nice to see some of the rest of the crew there tho.

Stubbs Farm Alpacas

[cuunos]

did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out.

[cuunos]

i don't mean i was like. telling people i could play guitar, i mean i was sitting in band class holding a french horn to my lips and looking at the music and not understanding any of it or knowing how to play a single note. for 3 years.

[cuunos]

the two people who knew were my best friend who knew i was too stupid to play such a complicated instrument and the only other hornist in my section who had to desperately cover for me because he knew i had blackmail material on him. i only came clean this year in my senior speech and to this day people still call me mellophony and the no hit wonder.

[cuunos]

[cuunos]

i saw the other hornist tonight and asked why he played along with me this whole time and he shrugged and said it was mostly because he thought it was funny. he didn't care about the blackmail

[raddagher]

hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

[notkatniss]

[cat-source]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRfdbtvK/

[afterhourswjay]

i WASN'T READY FOR THE MUSIC OMFG XJFKXKBE

[skluug]

caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”