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My mother, in our year of the lord 2024: I’ve just started watching Teen Wolf and…like, I think I’m going crazy because does Derek and…oh, what’s his name again?

Me, strangled: Stiles?

Mum: Yes! Stiles! Do they get together?

Me:

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

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#xena is the rightful ruler of both england and hell- which tracks (@technicolorrelays)

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OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

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Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

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rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

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Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

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get weirder get gayer & by god my friend you must get hairier

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Sterek Nimona AU: Stiles is a young knight, the first commoner to join the guard, bust despite how hard he fought to be there, no one will ever accept that he's a knight, just because he's not descended from the knights that protected the realm from monsters a thousand years ago. Well, that's not exactly true: there is one person who accepts him. Derek Hale, the descendent of the first Knight.

The night when Stiles is to be knighted, someone switches his sword out for a weapon that activates as he's knighted and kills the queen. Stiles is framed as a murderer, Derek does as he was taught and disarms Stiles (literally), and Stiles is forced to run.

In hiding, Stiles meets a young child, Eli, who has the inhuman ability to shapeshift. Eli vows to help Stiles clear his name and get revenge on whoever framed him, and in return, Eli gets to stay with him. Stiles agrees, and the more time he spends with the kid, the more he comes to like the kid (even if he is a monster that Stiles, as a knight, is sworn to kill).

Eli and Stiles manage to uncover the plot to kill the queen and try to clear his name, but the evidence is destroyed as he hands it to Derek. Stiles pleads with him, trying to get Derek to believe him, but Derek chooses his side: the Institute.

Stiles finds the evidence he needs to prove his innocence and take down the Institute. At the same time, Derek discovers the truth about Eli. Not only is the boy a monster, he's the monster. The monster from a thousand years ago that his ancestor fought.

Stiles confronts Eli, trying to get him to tell him the truth. In a fit of rage, Stiels says those dreaded words: "You're a monster!"

Eli runs away, unable control his emotions, and shifts into the form of a monster. He makes his way through the city as the knights attack him, but he does not fight them; he makes his way towards the statue of the first Knight, her sword outstretched, and in a desperate attempt to escape the pain, goes to throw himself upon her blade. But he's stopped. Stiles stands on the tip of the statue's blade, his hand outstretched to stop Eli.

Eli shifts back into his "normal" form, collapsing in Stiles' arms.

But the Institute won't let the monster live. Derek tries to stop the Director, but he can't. So Eli does, risking his life to save the people of the city.

#some one write this right now 😭😭😭

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Hen: Eddie, we're starting to think you might have PTSD.

Eddie: Yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Bobby: We also wanted to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Eddie: Hey guys, I don't think you understood how clever what I just said was..

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Thomas: You often use humour to deflect trauma Minho: Thank you Thomas: I didn’t say that was a good thing… Minho: But what I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.