I'm just a potterhead, nobody loves me

(Header by Adam Brockbank)ENTP • Slytherin • Thunderbird

[dramiones]

oliver wood | requested by @jae-potionsmaster

“    but you can’t cancel quidditch!     ”

send me hp picspam requests! 

[hogwarts-memery]

Mc: wait what did you say? What did you say?

Flitwick: I said WHOEVER WAS DUELING IN THE COURTYARD, YOUR MOM’S A HOE

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

MC: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Barnaby asked me what the Spanish word for ‘tortilla’ was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Barnaby: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

MC, already taking their clothes off: Barnaby you’re so fucking stupid.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[godelot]

hemipenis voldemort

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

almost one the first page, one line or so lefttt

[amythegloriouspond]

[fanonical]

harry potter au where the animagus forms are just fursuits

[thepinkestpug]

This implies that the Weasleys lived with a grown man wearing a rat fursuit for 12 years and thought nothing of it.

[godelot]

THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS LEAVES KING'S CROSS AT ELEVEN O'CLOCK

HARRY POTTER IS OFFICIALLY OVER

[marchofthemadhare-deactivated20]

Today, 1st September 2017, is nineteen years later… We’ve reached the end of the books guys… The story is in our past now…. Its over….

[damnnsirius]

19 years later

[book-loving-trash-blog]

tomorrow is nineteen years later and someone get me some kleenex bc I’m ready to sob my eyes out

[susiephone]

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

[sophieheathcliff-deactivated202]

literally nothing goes well in the life of harry james potter like remember in the film version of gof when he picked up some sweets in dumbledore’s office and they fucking bit him. 

[godelot]

Seamus: We have a plan.

Dean: We should point out, at this moment, it is a fairly terrible plan.

[godelot]

warner bros: ms rowling, we need you to make another film

warner bros: but we need you to mix it up a bit. now, your harry potter books had child endangerment, big magical animals, and dark magic in england

jk rowling: i see what you're saying. my new film will have child endangerment, big magical animals, and dark magic in america

warner bros: rowling you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

[untoldfeeling]

Twenty years ago, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was first published.

“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal.”

― J.K. Rowling

[fanonical]

tbh nothing pisses me off more about the harry potter movies than the fact that there were supposed to be girls in durmstrang and boys in beauxbatons