fuck you, snape!

ten billion points for gryffinpuff!

[becausesevdeservedbetter]

Snape subtly showing The Golden Trio that he’s trying to protect them while also not giving up his cover:

The Golden Trio not listening because they’re convinced he’s helping Voldemort and trying to get the Stone:

[toastbutteregg]

[bloodraven55]

it never fails to surprise me how some people will simply take every single thing in a story at face value and assume that what the characters are saying or doing or thinking must always be true even when all of the context clues are screaming the opposite

[bloodraven55]

[wizards]

Ayo, just discovered your blog and now getting that urge to re-write the whole HP series (or at least The Cursed Child, that gave me trauma) so if this were one of those "IM GONNA DO A CRIME" memes, would you say to me either "YES, ROB A BANK" or "NO, YOU CANT GET BOOKS IN PRISON"?

I’d be “YES, ROB A BANK” while driving you to said bank bc it’s fun to do crimes with ur bestie.

Also cursed child and fantastic beasts doesn’t exist. Nope. Idk them. Don’t care.

[wizards]

Harry & Ron theorising who the Heir of Slytherin is: I’ve connected the two dots

Hermione: you didn’t connect shit

Harry & Ron: I’ve connected them.

[wizards]

Sirius: one time, I cut up an avocado and there was a lot of meat left on the pit and I put the avocado pit in my mouth

James: the entire pit? You put the entire pit in your mouth?

Sirius: yeah and I started to just kinda *slurping tongue noise* take the meat off of it and in that moment I was like “If I sneezed right now this thing would lodge into my throat” and ever since then I’ve kinda been terrified of avocados but the other thing is I always thought “what if I did die then?”

James: ……………

Sirius: …………

James:…………

Sirius:………..

James: ……fuck Dude!

Remus: go to SLEEP!

[wizards]

Hermione: So, what happened to you, Draco?

Draco: I don’t want to talk about it

Harry: Good. We don’t want to hear about it.

[wizards]

[wizards]

Hey I really love your blog and think you are great, and you don't deserve the hate. But pls pls pls don't play the new hp game. I think very highly of you and I'm sure you know why this game is antisemitic and will hurt trans ppl. Again you DO NOT deserve any hate, I'm just asking as a admiring follower.

Thanks so much for your message! 💖💖💖

Is this Hogwarts Legacy or the other one (I can’t remember it’s name) I’m so sorry for my ignorance but I don’t actually know why it is antisemitic. I haven’t really been following it so I’m not sure what’s going on haha. I’d really like to know though so I’m aware to stay away from it!

[wizards]

Just wanted to share that my dog watches TV/stares at books because he thinks that’s what I do for fun and wants to join in. Hope you’re having a nice day!

That’s friggin beautiful and I love you and your dog sm!!! Give him special hugs for me bc he’s a fluffy bby. 💗 I’m sorry this took me so long to respond to!!! This definitely made my day

[wizards]

i have trust issues but i feel like i would definitely trust you with anything

You definitely can! 💜💜💜💜

[wizards]

Hi! I just wanted to say that this blog is hilarious, and I love it.

Thank you so muchhhhhh darling! I love you!!!!

[wizards]

How do parents leave platform 9 3/4 when it shuts as the train leaves?

Especially muggle parents

I think they can get out but they can’t get back in. That’s what I assume anyway???

[wizards]

I'm not a fan of Harry Potter but my god your account just makes me wheeze too hard, and my friend who is a Harry Potter fanatic is laughing with me, all support goes to ya! 💜💜💜

Woajsjdosowalsndjdhjdjr I have ASCENDED thank you for this beautiful message! I’m sorry it took me so long to respond to you my lovely 💜💜 I’m so glad my blog was able to bring you laughs and I hope you continue to find laughter and happiness in your life!! Love youuuuuu

[wizards]

WHO R U!!! I STAN UR WIZARD x BLACK RIGHTS CONTENT that is all please be well I appreciate you.

This is soooooooi late like I think it’s from a year or so ago??????? I feel so terrible for not responding to you sooner 😞💖 I appreciate you more and I hope you’re well you beautiful lil cherub 👼

[wizards]

Hi, your posts make my day. Thank you for all you're doing for the HP community. <3

Thank YOU for encouraging me! I really appreciate all the love and kind messages more than I can express 💗💗💗💗 I’m glad my stupid blog makes your day hehe

[wizards]

Hey, don’t let any of those hate comments get to you!! You’re great! Also, I don’t understand how anyone would dislike your blog since it’s great. :)

Thank you so much darling 💖💖💖💖 this made me tear up a little ngl 💕