O Shit Theres Year Five

Hogwarts mystery side-blog | sometimes drawings, sometimes shitposts | about 100% hufflepuff | about 80% dumbass | will take most hphm drawing requests if anyone actually has some

[aesthetiicallyboredd]

Barnaby: MC, you’re bleeding out a lot and are gonna need a transfusion. What’s your blood type?

MC: …B positive…

Barnaby: [panicking] I’m trying but you’re bleeding a lot.

[recovering-and-healing]

REBLOG IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY’S RIGHTS.

We should never become complacent about freedoms that have been hard fought for the LGBT community, and for other minorities too, including religious minorities; protecting people’s rights to be who they are.  

Our fight for the transgender community’s full rights and freedom must continue.

[holystelena-deactivated20220110]

i hate myself

[dratin-dragonadetinta96]

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[the-mysterious-r]

why are you trying to kill me? I mean... what would you get from it? Actually, just kill me already I’m spicing up my moods and getting suicidal

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

DISRESPECT MY VAULTS.

Then ask why i wanna kill you isn’t it obvious

[cupidscrystals]

Take a closer look… 👀😜👌🏻 you’re welcome

[hogwarts-memery]

Dude

[hogwarts-memery]

See, people like you are reason I go in here. You are a gem and I really adore how nice you are💕💕 If you would be okay with it could I have a one. Could you do my Mc with Ben dancing to “I think we’re alone now” by Tiffany. It is from the late 80’s. My Mc has brown hair(you don’t have to color it I just told you if you wanted too) she is short and pale with freckles and long wavy hair. Thank you angel and you really don’t have to if you don’t want to💕💕💕💕

Aww thank you so much!

One blushy ben coming right up

(I’m sorry the picture’s dark I don’t have any good lights but this was really fun!)

[jacobssibling3]

They’re lesbians Harold

[ftm-seth]

dear americans who can vote.

hello friendly trans english boy hitting you here. you may have seen that president trump is considering making the gender on your birth certificate UNCHANGEABLE from birth. meaning trans people cannot adjust the sex to their correct one.

this is a big risk for any trans person across the world but ESPECIALLY the ones in america. it creates problems with them going into their correct toilet (their gendered one), same-sex groupings on school trips, same-sex schooling and so many other things. this is a massive problem.

if you are of voting age PLEASE the trans community URGE you to vote against this law. a trans person should be able to adjust the sex on their birth certificate, it is a human right for EVERYONE of every single race or grouping to be accepted. this is discriminatory. keep trans rights in tact. help trans youth. they need you.

thank you.

[yourmrtragedy-deactivated201904]

I may not be American, but please PLEASE VOTE.

[hogwarts-memery]

You still drawing for 80’s songs for Mc to dance with her crush?

Not specifically, but if you send a request I’ll still do it haha

[drowningdryonland-deactivated20]

🏳️‍🌈This blog supports all sexual orientations and gender identities

Reblog if yours does too.

[lordoftheslytherins-blog]

Absolutely.💛💚💙💜❤🌈

[an-honorary-weasley]

important 

[hogwarts-memery]

Hi. Can you please explain what does the "Makeover" prompt mean? Sorry if it's a stupid question, I don't know English very well and I can't find what it means

No problem! It just meant new clothes for your Mc or another character, could be clothes that are in the game, like event clothes, or ones you come up with yourself, just new clothes or a new look for a character

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

So, Barnaby is the smart one in his family

Good for Him

[the-new-marauders]

Literally anyone at Hogwarts: You’ve been messing with the Cursed Vaults again, haven’t you?

MC:

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Bill: We decided to try and form a type of government between all the houses.

[flashback to the Dream Team gathered in the library]

MC: I vote anarchy.

Charlie: You can’t vote anarchy, MC.

Tonks: Monarchy! Whoever holds the magical sword, Excalibur! *proceeds to pull a sword out from her uniform*

Tulip: Military dictatorship!

Rowan: Democracy!

Penny: Matriarchy.

MC: Oh! How about malarkey!

Rowan: MC, that’s not a type of government. Malarkey is just meaningless talk and nonsense.

Dream Team: …

[end up flashback]

Bill: Malarkey won.

[annie-pika]

Me when I see Rowan lecturing in Professor Binns’ class:

[pennyhaywood]

someone: penny is going to die this year, this is why we can admit we fancy her

me: