“The hero who gives a pluck” I’m fucking dying we don’t talk about this enough

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“The hero who gives a pluck” I’m fucking dying we don’t talk about this enough
Noire, what kind of dildo would have buttons on the part that goes inside you? Use your head!
“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”
“…Not a bad idea, actually. I didn’t even think of that.”
“You’re gonna call me an idiot for that, aren’t you?”
“I wasn’t, since I thought I’d already made it pretty clear that you’re an idiot.”
Noire, what kind of dildo would have buttons on the part that goes inside you? Use your head!
“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”
“I would, but I don’t think I can walk all the way to the hospital by myself while this thing is stuck in me.”
“And don’t you dare suggest flying.”
“Call an ambulance then. They’ve probably dealt with this kind of stupid shit before.”
Noire, what kind of dildo would have buttons on the part that goes inside you? Use your head!
“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”
“I would, but NOW there’s a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER in the way!”
“Doesn’t Lastation have hospitals? Just go get it removed.”
Noire, what kind of dildo would have buttons on the part that goes inside you? Use your head!
“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”
“B– But yours doesn’t look like a controller! None of your older controllers look like something you can put up your ass or anywhere else!”
“Just use an actual dildo, you freak.”
blanc she literally just said that lewd blanc made it. chill
“Even then, that’s stupid.”
Noire, what kind of dildo would have buttons on the part that goes inside you? Use your head!
“Blanc made it, and Blanc’s weird, so I just figured it was a weird dildo! Why else would it vibrate!?”
“Noire, just how long have your own controllers had a vibration function? What’s wrong with you?”
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When does Green Heart's chest get fondled?
“Only with my permission. Save for Nepgear or Iffy, they alone have my permission 24/7.”
“I was speaking for all the verses, dear. In ours, you’re naturally on the list as well.”
“Right~.” She then, of course, proceeds to fondle Green Heart’s breast.
When does Green Heart's chest get fondled?
“Only with my permission. Save for Nepgear or Iffy, they alone have my permission 24/7.”
“What about me?”
Me all the time
"H-Hey, um, K-Sha...?" Noire gulps and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
“!?” It wasn’t a full on mouth kiss, but K-Sha still reveled in the feeling of Noire’s lips pressed against her cheek before blushing deeply.
“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”
“Sounds great Noire, I’ll be there by 7 then~”
“See you then~.” She gives her a beaming smile, heading back for the Basilicom...While already feeling incredibly nervous about her first date with anyone.
"H-Hey, um, K-Sha...?" Noire gulps and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
“!?” It wasn’t a full on mouth kiss, but K-Sha still reveled in the feeling of Noire’s lips pressed against her cheek before blushing deeply.
“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”
“What time can I pick you up?~”
“Maybe around 7? I need some time to get ready~.”
"H-Hey, um, K-Sha...?" Noire gulps and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
“!?” It wasn’t a full on mouth kiss, but K-Sha still reveled in the feeling of Noire’s lips pressed against her cheek before blushing deeply.
“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”
“Can we go tonight then?” K-Sha was totally expecting a ‘yes’, it was pretty much settled.
“Certainly. I’ll be looking forward to it~.”
"H-Hey, um, K-Sha...?" Noire gulps and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
“!?” It wasn’t a full on mouth kiss, but K-Sha still reveled in the feeling of Noire’s lips pressed against her cheek before blushing deeply.
“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”
Release the CPU from the hug again K-Sha wanted to ask one other thing, “Are you free later tonight Noire?”
“Yes, fortunately.” She smiles happily, still blushing.
"H-Hey, um, K-Sha...?" Noire gulps and gives her a quick kiss on the cheek.
“!?” It wasn’t a full on mouth kiss, but K-Sha still reveled in the feeling of Noire’s lips pressed against her cheek before blushing deeply.
“M-My, Noire, what did I do to deserve this?”
K-Sha almost squealed in happiness from that but she settled on grabbing Noire in a gentle hug and whispering a ‘thank you’.
Noire gingerly returns the hug, patting her head softly as well.