Product Placement
taylor price
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
if i look back, i am lost
EXPECTATIONS
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Jules of Nature
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RMH
NASA
roma★
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Keni
ojovivo
Claire Keane
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@godofpoptarts
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: NO IT WAS A JOKE. I SENT YOU A NUDE. BANNER WAS ABOUT TO SEE IT. JESUS CHRIST.
Thor: AH, A NUDE. DARCY ONCE TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE DID THAT. I TRIED TO SEND ONE TO JANE, BUT IT ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP GOING TO FRIEND STARK. HE WAS QUITE IMPRESSED BY MY PHYSICAL FORM.
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: NO DON'T.
Charity: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Charity: oh my godddddddd.
Charity: actually, just let loki out and let him stab me pls.
Thor: LET LOKI OUT?
Thor: OKAY.
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: you've left me no choice.
Charity: -a random nude she has saved on her phone-
Thor: MY MOBILE PHONE IS HAVING ISSUES DOWNLOADING THE IMAGE YOU ARE TRYING TO SEND.
Thor: I SHALL ASK FOR BRUCE'S ASSISTANCE.
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: YOU DON'T SAY.
Charity: leave loki in his hamster cage and call it a night.
Charity: like ok my next method of getting you to not let out a villain is not going to be friendly. -devil emoji-
Thor: DARLING, AS A GOD I AM NOT ABLE TO BE STOPPED SO EASILY. AFTER ALL, I AM THE STRONGEST AVENGER- NO MATTER WHAT STARK'S TECHNOLOGY SEEMS TO THINK.
Thor: THE LAST TIME MY BROTHER WAS IMPRISONED, HE PUT ON AN AIR OF CONFIDENCE BUT WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE AND MY MOTHER WAS KILLED, HE WAS A BROKEN MESS. I WORRY FOR HIM.
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: no.
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HUMANS.
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: no, Thor.
Charity: leave him be.
Charity: ask one of the guardians what they think.
Thor: AHH, YES. I SHALL ASK DRAX. HE IS A GREAT GIVER OF ADVICE.
texts: charity/thor.
Charity: okay we don't let giant snakes out of tanks and we don't let huge ass lions that could rip your face off out of their cages either.
Charity: leave him in for now. omg.
Thor: BUT HE LOOKS SO BROKEN, CHARITY.
Thor: OUR FATHER ONCE CAGED HIM AND NOW I AM DOING THE SAME THING.
texts: charity/thor.
Thor: CHARITY, MY BELOVED.
Thor: MY BROTHER HAS ONCE AGAIN COMPLAINED THAT THE FORCE FIELD KEEPING HIM CONFINED TO THE QUARTERS HE HAS BEEN PROVIDED ARE NOT NECESSARY. DO I TRUST HIM? WE HAD MENDED BRIDGES BEFORE HE WAS THOUGHT TO HAVE DIED, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO UPSET MY COMRADES WHO DON'T THINK AS HIGHLY OF HIM AS I DO.
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texts: thor & steve
Steve: The same way you turned it on.
Steve: I have some books from the eighties Sam gave me to read to catch up on what I missed apparently they’re good.
Steve: I’m not dealing with the fallout this time.
Thor: I DO NOT REMEMBER TURNING IT ON.
Thor: PERHAPS I'LL GET CHARITY TO SIT WITH ME WHILE I READ.. I'LL NEED THINGS EXPLAINED.
Thor: I IMAGINE IT WILL RESULT IN A BATTLE.
texts: thor & steve
Steve: Turn the caps off, God.
Steve: I'm... alright. Feeling weird with no one to fight.
Steve: Read a book?
Thor: I DO NOT KNOW HOW.
Thor: MIDGARDIAN BOOKS CONFUSE ME. BRUCE HAS TRIED MANY A TIME TO INTRODUCE THEM TO ME.
Thor: I WISH TO SPAR, BUT AGAIN, CHARITY HAS FORBADE IT.
Thor: THE RABBIT SAID HE WOULD KEEP ME COMPANY, BUT I BELIEVE HE IS GOING TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE THE SOLDIER OF WINTER'S ARM ONCE MORE.
texts: thor & steve
Thor: FRIEND STEVE!
Thor: HOW ARE YOU?
Thor: I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO REST BY MY BELOVED, SO THE BOREDOM HAS CREPT IN. CHARITY WILL NOT WAVER ON HER STANDING, THOUGH.
Thor: BOREDOM IS SUCH A MORTAL WOE. HOW DO I CURE IT?
@thebriestark: @godofpoptarts i love you lmfaoooo.
@godofpoptarts: @thebriestark I LOVE YOU TOO, BRIE!
@godofpoptarts: I HAVE BEEN TOLD TODAY IS THE DAY OF MOTHERS, A TIME OF CELEBRATION. I WOULD LIKE TO WISH THIS TO MY WONDERFUL MOTHER FRIGGA, MAY SHE FEEL PRIDE WATCHING OVER ME AS SHE RESTS WITH MY FATHER IN VALHALLA.
@godofpoptarts: I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO WISH THIS TO THE MOTHERS I SEE EVERY DAY IN THE TOWER, YOU ARE ALL POWERFUL GODDESSES IN MY EYES, MAY YOU PROSPER HAPPILY AND RAISE CHILDREN THAT WILL NOT STAB YOU ONCE THEY REACH ADOLESCENCE.
texts: thor & charity
Charity: why are you yelling at me again?
Thor: I HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO TYPING THIS WAY.
texts: thor & charity
Charity: oh my god
Charity: just stay down. stay laying down. i'll be there in a sec.
Thor: ALRIGHT, I WILL KEEP STILL.
texts: thor & charity
Charity: oh my god
Charity: how bad is it?
Charity: the stab wound, not the backpack?
Thor: IT WAS QUITE DEEP, CONSIDERING THE WEAPON IS OF ASGARD, BUT I WILL BE FINE. I HAVE PROSPERED THROUGH MUCH WORSE.