Alex

I hate tumblr I don't know why I'm here.

[softalbarn]

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[heychessikuh]

no you are a saint for making this thank you

[barkjunhee]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[antipopes-archive]

You can tell the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a truly scary film because its title is just a list of three scary things

[godoftsundere]

thoughts of a goldfish

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: nice rock

goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.

goldfish: nice rock

[cherik]

Seeing you that day on TV changed my life. Mine, too.

[brainstatic]

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

[tunte]

This is respectable meme usage

[weloveshortvideos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

[godoftsundere]

Burr: As I was saying, sir, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out...

Washington: Burr?

Burr: Sir?

Washington: Close the door on your way out.

Burr:

Washington:

Burr: We're in a fucking tent.

[godoftsundere]

Fall Out Boy: waiting for me in the downpour outside

My Ryden Ass™, currently clutching a Pretty. Odd. vinyl and reading throam: *cries*

[marveldaily]

Seb Stan Talks Winter Soldier in Marvel’s Captain America: Civil War

[kittyseb]

and we make our mistakes

[godoftsundere]

Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP

[rockhardgeologist]

[fourthapprentice]

you either die a hero

or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian

[krakensdaughter]

You: It’s unhealthy to hold a grudge, learn to let go.

Me: Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements.

[byojaku-moved]