who is doctorasseater6969

hi i'm amanda and if you don't watch the office we can't be friends

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

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[ninakaina]

my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground

[imeverywoman420]

I would do anything to smoke this

[johnnycrass]

this sort of woman went extinct from malls not long ago

[rockfact]

is he okay

[deanky]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[grox]

[youre-only-gay-once]

I haven’t seen anything at all about the actual morbius movie or what happens in it but I have seen a million jokes about the word morb and the entire movie in a gif at least twice

[gwenstacyismyicon]

accidentally fell into the greatest wikipedia rabbit hole earlier

I officially want a wikipedia summary of every past and future meme, complete with this many examples and citations

[tooies]

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

[ot3]

im on the website for a local brunch place checking their hours 

[o-ceti]

my beautiful twisted dark academia wraps

[jame7t]

top ten tips to attract a man who meows

[doubleca5t]

[dankmemeuniversity]