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What are the odds? Will Tudor's Wife. Photo blog: @ecrusilk

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Less female firstborns, less problems.

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So, Trinidad has about 4768 square km and /Tobago is about 300 square km. So, Trinidad is about 94% [4768/5068 x 100] of Trinidad and Tobago.

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(to a female firstborn): "Could you have sex without losing a parent?"

LOL

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"Dyke"

"Just because she has a brother"

lol that is true, yes.

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"It's six inches"

lol

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"We don't like you either"

LOL

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I genuinely didn't realize I attended an all-female-firstborn high school. Like, my bad.

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"but you were sexually active as a teenager"

What? online? that doesn't count...

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I just realized that, not only were my female teachers all female-firstborn, but they all were actually only-children meaning that, on top of not knowing what it's like to not be firstborn in a society like this, they also don't even know what it's like to have siblings...

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"if it have pron now with non-firstborn women"

LOL

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"Nah. It's a horror movie. Where a female makes a blood contract with another female that she isn't able to fulfill. She tries to pay it off with money but the money wasn't accepted. And the only way she could repay the loan or fulfill the contract is by producing an dowry or female heir among her descendents that's off or away from the pyramid."

Okay. Sounds good.

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"It's not dynamic"

Exactly, female firstborns who have no siblings, like, they don't provide that panoramic view of things, you know? Like, that wider scope.

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"We have seen that before."

Okay but you're still female-firstborn.

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"'Let's play a game of 'Who Dies First?' Will you marry me?' That's actually really romantic."

lol yea, I guess.

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And what people don't realize is that my mother is also non-firstborn so that there's no female firstborn in my immediate family... which is rare and definitely not what they're accustomed to.

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Here's what I think happened. I think a lot of people mistook me for a female firstborn, thinking I was a sexually active teenager and, after a while, when they saw no child from me, they assumed I'd commit suicide at the age of 31 which is what usually happens with sexually active female firstborns who don't produce a child by that age, and so they put me in a mental hospital so that I'd have a record, and then, that way, if I do commit suicide, they'd say I had mental problems and they'd have a clear conscience.

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I've met women - female-firstborn women - who say that two people look like a cute couple if they resemble. I'd look at the same couple and say they look like siblings, which is a turn off. But I realise that those women simply don't know what it is to have a sibling and so the line, for them, between a spouse and a brother is heavily blurred...