michael owns this blog

[virgomoon]

you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that's it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that's it. you're miserable in your 20s and that's it. you just go forward

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[roaminromans]

[tolkienmatters]

[bjornkram]

This is my favorite video so I drew some stills

[netherator]

mog of the rings

[zoesupreme]

absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

[zoesupreme]

[henstomper]

just found out about responsibility. pretty cool. dont think theres anything else in life

[henstomper]

just found out about getting your dick rode all fucking night

[darksouls2-gendercoffin]

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

[aflo]

[quixoticanarchy]

the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

[halondrus]

[fujoshifrasier]

[phantom-threaded]

"This is murder!" ANDOR | 2.08 "Who are you?"

[punk-speedchunk]

this is the funniest fucking frame in all star wars. this did damage, i got a headache laughing at this. comes outa nowhere. like i know he was suffering but ph my fucking god

[noah-wyles]

president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch

[bedupolker]

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

[dailyrothko]

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Untitled Painting in Red and Black, 1955

© 1998, Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko

[tastylemonbread]

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

[tastylemonbread]

sitting my white ass down and listening