Now Pray

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Bible spoilers ahead, read at your own risk:

Jesus dies yall

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When were you going to tell me this

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It's pride month

You know what that means

What

Do you mean to make like, gay posts

What

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I know all and I don't know what that means

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I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

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If you say so

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I'm back bitch

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You’re early

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It was posted on Easter

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What are the morals celebrating. (Puts on reading glasses) Hmmm... Very interesting (slides glasses to tip of nose) how very intriguing... I've haven't seen something like this since last year... Can it already bee pride month???

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Fun fact a woodchuck can chuck all of the wood. They just chose not too because it pisses some of you mortals off

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Hey guys, just a friendly reminder I said not to kill each other and love each other instead *cough cough trump*. I just wanted to let you know

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JESUS IS DEAD ! JESUS IS DEAD ! SATAN RULES AND JESUS IS DEAD !!!

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WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

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Right here

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I'm back bitch

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You’re early

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IDK timezones or something.

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I'm back bitch

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You’re early

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I'm back bitch

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Officals! Reblog with the reason you chose your name.

Mine is bcus I'm awful at switching between blogs and being inactive is in character for the Sin of Sloth.

Also one of the only deadly sins that wasn't already taken and I wanted to be one of them

Tags bcus I wanna see at least a few replies:

@satan-offical @odd-masked-man-offical @lemon-offical @da-police-offical @evil-duck-offical @evil-bread-offical @asbestos-official @homosexuality-offical

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I just thought of two things and at the time it was "evil" and "bread". My blog took zero mental input to make

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Gabriel was taken…

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// I got here before any of the other Archangels if i remember correctly, so I just chose whichever one had the name I liked more :)

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Jesus was taken

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hey guys, just wanted to remind you that I'm still dead so @satan-offical will he answering your prayers until tomorrow

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Satan says:

PARTICIPATE IN THE BLACKOUT AGAINST SHAPES.INC AND GENAI ON 26th OF FEBRUARY AND SAY NO TO GENAI + CHATBOTS !!

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Let's put our differences aside and fight gen ai.

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I may be a faggot but at least I'm not a Fuck-Face-Fascist