enter or leave;

ryan. he/him. dni minors. in my late 20s.

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be kind;

we are all buried in the same dirt eventually

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The neighbour is far too comfortable lighting off this many fireworks. I thought we had an understanding. If he decides to ignore our unspoken agreement then I fear I must escalate this situation.

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fuck im coming

Already?

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i cant make a tumblr account im at work. (duh) i can be there in 40 i have to gte perdmisnion to leave

You have 25 minutes. Clock is ticking.

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i work like a half hour awyay :( just drive to me

Eli I cannot because I have to be back to work soon. (Like I said.) Just bring your twink ass here, I already drove over an hour. The excuse "I'm going to stop for Eillien's" will only last for so long.

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yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this Eli? I brought the minivan and copious amounts of lube.

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Strap in, strap on. Sex mode activated.

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I have decided to seduce the members of the church I once belonged to.

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I do not remember posting this. Regardless, I have decided this is my new journey in life.

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I have decided to seduce the members of the church I once belonged to.

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excuse me??? explain the last part? wtf does that mean

Will this help convince you of my employment? I think this is self explanatory but if a person is an alpha, then their car is an alpha. (Same for betas and omegas.) Again, I really have no reason to lie about my job.

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i don't belive you? tell me somthing about cars

Why don't you believe me? It's such a mundane and inconsequential fact, who would lie about this?

Cars:

Hold 1+ people

Have wheels

Are faster with stripes on the side

Love the taste of gas

Is a movie (ka-chow)

Can be evil

Are a reflection of their owner in the omegaverse like how a dog looks like its owner

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what do you do for work?

Mechanic. I know a lot about cars.

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Of course god sends huge storms through wisconsin during pride month. We lost internet as I was reading m/m fanfiction. Homophobia.

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yeah i did have shit I needed to get done for work, but this was clearly the priority.

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Of course god sends huge storms through wisconsin during pride month. We lost internet as I was reading m/m fanfiction. Homophobia.

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Dear god,

what the fuck?

Sincerely,

a guy currently trapped in hell

[stariteart]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN

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