The Second Caming

Sam (M) makin’ it rain memes on this tumblr!I dieded but came, back

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[theonion]

With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic, sources reported Tuesday.

Sailors aboard the vessel confirmed that while Winfrey appeared ill and exhausted from continuous exposure to the harsh tundra, she nonetheless spent hour upon hour peering through a brass spyglass and scanning the desolate landscape for any sign of the grotesque TV personality and formerly licensed therapist. Despite the heavy winds and raging sea, the 71-year-old media entrepreneur reportedly urged the ship’s captain to press northward.

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[randomencounters]

Quest: help Oprah find and destroy Dr Phil

[frierenburger]

why does food in ghibli movies always look so gooood 😫

[byakugays]

[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[twilightofadead]

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[viralfrog]

[brbgensokyo]

[spookyweaselbones]

Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

[spookyweaselbones]

Okay last one

[krowmeats]

[spookyweaselbones]

Krow has a habit stealthily of bestowing gifts on me I can never possibly hope to repay

[phillip-bankss]

You never post yaoi anymore. You fell off

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

lowest is so real for that

[bonetrousled]

i can't bring myself to work on this anymore take this. now

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[purronronner]

this is delightful but would it be possible to get some lyrics written out for my audio processing issues—

[bonetrousled]

to the bone (GOOD VERSION) lyrics below the cut

ᴄᴜᴍ grraahr. how was da faaaawf? if you wanna cᵤₘ give us Balls. we don't see ₕyᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤ Balls. i'll be SoDa Pop! [can opening] [slurping] Mmm! hey, Papyrus? what. Papyrus? whaaw. Can-Can! Cum ᴄᴜᴍ ᴄᴜᴍ cᵤₘ. Cum ᴄᴜᴍ ᴄᴜᴍ cᵤₘ ᴀᴀᴀw

you're just Parappa! I've gotta believe! call me what you want, i got. Skin! another bad joke and i'm finished with Skin! we are monsters, the awfullest kind! to ˢᵉˢ with ₛᵤₛ takes a lot of spine ᴼᵁᴳᴴ

wii [wii menu sound] bee [bee sounds] beeeee. eeeeee one day we'll make our way back to the Sus Sus

through lol 𝓵𝓸𝓵 travels your Balls will follow. your Balls aren't easy to swallow. who's the real MaaaMaaa now you should know. you've cut this story down to the ᴄᴜᴍ

really sans? what. the last line of the chorus is ᴄᴜᴍ? yup. YOUIYOUI that was very. CLELC. thanks, Papyrus? you're ₛᵤₛ in the undergound! thanks to da Balls. You're Gay! HOO! prepare to brawl GAME! you could Shush mercy to Shuuush. or turn all of us to Sust. is your heart full of Feef? or full of Lol?

i, the greawr Papaiyaya, challenge 𝕐𝕆𝕌 to try getting Bi! test the humans with one of your Puh-uhls. Sans, leave. LEAVE. i dare you to try a bite of spagheggi! sounds like the creepypasta's ᵐʸʸᵉᵉᵃᵃⁿᵍʰ. STOP IT. SANS.

we can ReerEEREE to your Balls. because YOU FUCK In Dick! [reverse splat] i am the Ass you're 𝙤𝙪𝙪𝙣𝙝𝙪𝙤𝙤𝙪𝙝 still alive Beca𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦 you'll Looewl yourmind when you WanDer for houhers. you might even Deciiiiiiiiiiii who's the real monster now you should know. you've FUCKed Cis story down to the Balls

someGay i'll join the royal rawr when i catch this child. can it be that hraaarrrr

[you need a shot of b-12 starts playing] look, if i'm being honest. my brother ain't nothing but harmless. i know you and all that you want. you'll get a lot more from sans than a font. the deeper you go, the messier it gets if i had it my way you'd already be DEAD. kidding if you couldn't tell i get so bored I amuse myself AAAOOOOGH

you're all alone

[cryingdancer]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.