supreme wankstain

I am but a mound of shit in the hand of god

[cybervom1t]

new compliment just dropped

[dogpuppy]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[adastrabbit]

these new tumblr ui changes are getting out of hand

[beemovieerotica]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[danielhowell]

we are standing by to launch something BIG - if you want to be the first to know what we announce [sign up here👀 ]

[godsilliestclown]

Do we need to dye ourselves green again, WHERE IS ITTTTTTT

[godsilliestclown]

First day at the glue factory, so excited !! :D

[godsilliestclown]

Why are there so many horses??

[godsilliestclown]

Oh.

[godsilliestclown]

First day at the glue factory, so excited !! :D

[godsilliestclown]

Why are there so many horses??

[godsilliestclown]

First day at the glue factory, so excited !! :D

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[godsilliestclown]

Me and reptiles have so much in common. For example; no nipples. No further questions at this time

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[quietwingsinthesky]

you should come within biting range. no reason

[xyzee1212]

i feel like this is important enough to put on here.

if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna