do bugs dream? @undoubtedlytrash - Tumblr Blog

WHY IS THE SUN GOING DOWN.

(answering the phone) yes? (pause) right. okay. (pause) I see. (deadpanning the camera) we have to find māui. we have to get māui to beat up the sun again we have to slow that fucker right down

fulgrims-big-naturals

5pm sunset is a fucking injustice

crabussy

we have to do something about this

romanimp

GET HIS ASS, LADS

drchucktingle

WOW I AM INCREDIBLE. I AM MADE OF BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY AND I CHANGE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME. VERY COOL

generic-internet-name

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

generic-internet-name

you can't get out that way!

generic-internet-name

that's not very helpful.

generic-internet-name

maybe the open window will help.

generic-internet-name

try the open window instead.

homunculus-argument

I wish I could put my boyfriend in a little pocket dimension in my bag or something, like pokemon in their lil pokemon balls, so I could take him into social situations with me and hang out with my friends having a great time while he's in the pocket minding his own business and playing video games and stuff, and I can just let him out when I miss him and/or he wants to.

And when people are like "awe, your boyfriend didn't want to come with you?" I can be like oh no he's right here, check it out, and whip the pocket open and my boyfriend's there staring at them like

for like seven seconds before slamming it shut from the inside.

orpheuslament

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

cikero

this is your pilot speaking I need one of you to bring me a burger that’s going to restore my will to fly this aircraft

pidgefudge

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

fence-time

Anyone fancy hitting me in the head with a particularly big rock

fondesmode

Do not worry dear moot <3 Im here for you

fredersen

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

dogpuppy

pondwitch

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

powerburial

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

pondwitch

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speedlimit15

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

parkchanwoohoo

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that