Human Blooper.

Jenna. 26. NY. Back back back again.

[godssilliestmistake]

Im just so grateful that every time I come back to Tumblr, it was still here the whole time.

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

This is how I feel whenever I’m reading a new Chloe Gong book

Chloe Gong, stepping up to the microphone: I have written a man

The Secret Shanghai fandom, waiting with bated breath:

Chloe Gong: And he is pathetic

The Secret Shanghai fandom: *raucous cheers*

[godssilliestmistake]

My favorite fanfic author follows me so no one can tell me anything.

[godssilliestmistake]

I have aged five years since I last used this website. I’m happy to be back.

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

she just lets them wear whatever tf they want :’)

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

[bvlgaria]

[heavensarcher]

Things people have described Hozier on this site:

- seelie king

- forest fae

- faery king

- resident woodland satyr

- a witch possessing a mortal man’s body

- immortal lesbian woodland prince

- wood nymph

- lesbian deity

- a thriving example of gay/cryptid solidarity

- lesbian dad

- resident forest cryptid who has emerged to save 2018

- man returning from 264859 year long nap in a swamp

- ethereal being come to earth to bless us once more

- benevolent forest god who leaves to give us beautiful music before going back to eat berries and oats

- eldritch immortal

[mandaloriangf]

me: i don’t need a romantic relationship, it’s okay to be alone and there’s nothing shameful about being single my 22 years of life

me thirty whole ass seconds after arriving at the farmers market and seeing dozens of couples holding hands and having fun:

[heterokatedison]

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i just discovered the futch scale and

[catchymemes]

Cosplayer Kiera Please!

IG: kieraplease

[jonbutter]

i just watched a trailer that uses the foo fighters “im learning to walk again” song and it just reminded me of “im learnin to walk… (step step step step) …I WALKED” (x)

[trbulent-deactivated20190625]

performing fake happy on syracuse.

[malcolmxwiththeperm]

[stream]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[eroscestlavie]

the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

[pussyflipflops]

[jonbutter]

snl: next week, amy schumer!

me:

[sarahviehmann]

I know this is sorta unrelated to your blog focus, but as someone who works in academia, what are, in your opinion, the most ideal subjects to study in high school/secondary school when aspiring to go into Law? In particular, with respect to International or Corporate Law.

Hi! Yeah, this isn’t my area of expertise, but the friends I’ve known who have gone to law school studied history, political science, international relations, and even English. I’m gonna tag in @hermionedeservedbetter just in case she has something to add!

[godssilliestmistake]

I think it really depends what kind of law you want to do. I’m interested in civil rights law and immigration, so history was definitely the right choice for me. If you’re more into business law or criminal law, business, economics, criminal justice would be a better choice.

[cuddlycryptid]

hey marvel i know infinity war is gonna be a clusterfuck so how about you give us one (1) nice thing and let steve hug his goddamn boyfriend