ballgina

18 multifandom, i post art sometimes

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Hank posting 2 nite

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if i just told you guys “so theres this guy from a show- he spends most of the series being a stoic prick, just kind of an uncaring self-centered dude. and obviously straight. there’s another guy he knows and they’ve beat each other up a couple times bc they’re dumb trouble-causing kids but apart from that they’re amicable. anyways one day the first kid drags the other one into a stupid scheme but in the middle of it guy #2 verbally knocks the asshole kid off his high horse in front of everyone they know with such vigor and splendor that guy #1’s entire reality is rocked and he might kinda fall in love with this guy. and he’s obviously pissed at guy #2 because he’s making him feel humiliated AND giving him gay thoughts but then the dude shows up with his big sad eyes to apologize and also confess that the only reason he was able to read him like that in front of everyone was because guy #1 was the first person to ever have faith in him and give him confidence. and then he asks to go out with him. and guy #1 is like noooooo (said extremely pained and repressedly) but then he presumably cries all night and the next time he sees guy #2 he wordlessly takes his hand and they’ve been the show’s healthiest couple ever since all because guy #2 has turned the show’s most stoic dick into a doting boyfriend who uses pet names” you’d all be shitting yourselves opening tumblr ready to web weave mitski lyrics with your new pathetic scrungly scrimblo. now what if i told you this happened to craig on south park

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i personally think butters has only played hello kitty island adventure but is still her #1 fan

[godzillaballz]

this post inspired me to draw my evil hello kitty boys here u go

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[liz-freemen]

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I'm sorry but not sorry it's too funny I can't

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[godzillaballz]

getting into metalocalypse

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Silly

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Tempted to make a Kyle freckle evidence post

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Like idc if you hc him with freckles or not bc it’s so obvious they flip back and fourth on giving him them… there’s two, maybe three times he’s depicted with freckles in canon material but also the time cartman very heavily implied he didn’t have them in his presentation about ginger’s but I’m tired of people being like “oh, freckles isn’t canon” when it’s so inconsistent in the series. I would say at this point that Kyle not having freckles is about as canon as Kyle having diabetes- there’s clear evidence for it but they’ve had plenty of evidence to the contrary too.

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@6ftkyle Sure!

The two best examples are these two, one being that quick scene where they get those creepy faces (Kyle notably being the only one with freckles, meaning they were intentionally given to him unlike with Stan and Eric) and the yaoi art mission prize in The Fractured But Whole!

So obviously I know these are both played for jokes but in both, Kyle is always depicted with freckles as opposed to everyone else.

I don’t think it’s really that deep, as I’ve said before, I think Matt and Trey flipflop on giving him freckles, so neither headcanon is truly “canon”. While Ginger Kids might be the one episode he’s “confirmed not to”, other clips/Easter eggs in the show have sorta shown otherwise. In my personal opinion, if you truly want to take ALL evidence from the show, serious or not, Kyle having at least some amount of freckles is probably more correct than Kyle not having any at all.

Also, let’s talk about that scene in Ginger Kids! Because Kyle never explicitly denies having freckles and Eric never explicitly says he doesn’t, it’s just implied in a generalization Eric makes. But Kyle only ever claims to not have light sensitive skin, distinctly skipping over refuting the freckle notion which I find pretty notable and further convincing he might have them! Here’s the clip to prove it:

To be clear, this post isn’t an admonishment of people who still prefer him without freckles or headcanon he doesn’t have them, even based on this clip alone. Freckle Kyle is just a dumb little design that some people like and some people don’t, doesn’t have to be more than that and would be pretty harmless even if there was absolute confirmation that he didn’t have them at all. I just find it lowkey annoying and very hypocritical when people get up in arms about “canon”, particularly here where the canon actually is pretty grey and might even imply the contrary if you genuinely look deep into it and try to fit your personal headcanon over absolutely everything presented in the show.

Also one last piece of very unconvincing evidence that I might as well include just for funsies- keep in mind this isn’t at all confirmed as Kyle and I wouldn’t realistically use this to justify giving him freckles, moreso I just enjoy headcanoning it as Kyle in retrospect:

I always found it pretty interesting that the little boy they show telling Stan “You got it!” looks eerily like Kyle, sporting curly ginger locks and- FRECKLES! Clearly it’s him left wing destroyed Kyle freckle is CANON

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I know it was a joke when I said it last time but freckle Kyle truly is canon now you can all go home

[cocoaconicoco]

uhhh I miss them

[notwordsspoken]

Oh, South Park, I've missed you like a housewife waiting for her soldier husband to come home from war

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[saporongon]

Clown park

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[buttfrovski]

THIS ONE LMAO

[godzillaballz]

kyle's the type of guy to leave fat shaming comments and defend fat shaming with "concern for health" and post fitness content but he only goes to the gym in the month of january

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Art dump,, :3