Solo Leveling Incorrect Quotes

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[ghostlyb]

based on this post by @incorrectsololeveling

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Looking good!

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[thoughts on stabbing]

Jin-Ho: Would never stab anyone.

Jin-Chul: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Yoon-Ho: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Jin-Woo: Would stab without warning.

Jong-In: Would stab as a warning.

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Someone: Where's Jin-Ho?

Jin-Woo: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Jin-Woo, shouting: Jin-Woo sucks!

Jin-Ho, distantly: Jin-Woo is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Jin-Woo: Found him.

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[The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword]

Jin-Woo: Rude.

Jin-Ho: That's fair.

Yoon-Ho: Not again.

Jong-In: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Jong-In: I dare you-

Jin-Woo: Jin-Ho is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Jong-In: Why not?

Jin-Ho: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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Yoon-Ho: Anyone d-

Jin-Woo: Depressed?

Jin-Chul: Drained?

Jin-Ho: Dumb?

Jong-In: Disliked?

Yoon-Ho: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Jong-In: Trouble at 2 o'clock!

Yoon-Ho: *looks down at their watch*

Yoon-Ho: Now, how do you know that?

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Jin-Chul: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers.

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Jin-Woo: They made Jin-Ho cry!

Jin-Chul: Jin-Ho always cries!

Jin-Ho: That's not true! [cries]

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Jin-Ho: I lost Jin-Woo.

Jin-Chul: How did you LOSE Jin-Woo?!

Jin-Ho: To be fair, he's very quiet.

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Jin-Ho, holding up his class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.

Jin-Ho, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-ottle”?

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Jin-Woo, about Jin-Chul: He's speaking some kind of French.

Beru: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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Kidnapper: We have your child.

Jin-Woo: I don't have a child.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for a glass of warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Jin-Woo: oh god, you have Jin-Ho.

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Jin-Chul: Are you trying to seduce me?

Jin-Woo: Why, are you seducible?

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Jin-Woo, pre-series: I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the stress that I am under. 

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Jin-chul, about Jin-Woo: The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from him at all.

Jin-chul: Those are quiet days when everyone in the Korean Hunters Association think ‘it seems like he has finally calmed down’

Jin-chul: And then ten seconds later you learn he’s acquired a dragon summons.

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Jin-Ho: Who thinks they can fight me and win?

Jin-Woo: Everyone.

Jin-Ho: They'd be right. I'm sensitive.