AND I SWEAR

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[11x13kyle]

welcome to the best blog on the internet. here’s a pinned post with links to things people ask me about a lot. mcau link also able to be found easily on desktop so that part is mainly for mobile!

microceleb au

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[11x13kyle]

tweek is really stressing out about something and he’s pacing, yanking his hair, and just generally freaking out and craig comes up to gently go “hey…..can i do anything?” and tweek is like “LEAVE ME ALONE, FAGGOT!!!!!” then goes up to craig calmly like 30 minutes later to say “i’m sorry about calling you a faggot earlier.” and walks away

[11x13kyle]

i’m not going to name names but there’s a certain two players on a certain team that are very on the news right now that one could say are style coded

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"

[guillo-tina]

It is up for you to decide when you draw them I thonk

[crabussy]

going up to a gay couple and showing them the drawing I did of them as the big pointy chinned yaoi and the little blue eyed yaoi, setting their respective roles in stone for the rest of their lives

[11x13kyle]

whenever i see a normalpassing popular poster interact with one of my south park posts i feel like we’re sharing a dirty little secret……like it’s a prominent senator and im the guy that he drives up to new york every friday night to meet up with in my rundown bushwick apartment who provides him with shitty coke so he can get his fix while presenting himself to the public as someone that’s squeaky clean. maybe i even give him a quick blowjob, making him feel even more filthy than he already did. he has a wife and kids. he’s respected in the nation. none of them can never know that he’s liking my south park shitposts and classic nheyguys reblogs. but i wink and say “don’t worry, big guy. your secret’s safe with me.” and he drives off into the night, sick to his stomach, with a ziploc baggie full of style old man yaoi in his back pocket, praying to god that this isn’t the time that he gets caught.

[stankyler]

a south park fanartist will draw nature settings and neighborhoods with emotional atmosphere you couldn’t even fathom. they’re drawing trees and houses with the kind of nostalgic whimsy that hasn’t even been INVENTED before. and ultimately that ability is a byproduct of being abnormal about south park and cannot be achieved in the same way through any other means which is why abnormal about south park is a beautiful thing to be. peace and love in this gorgeous world

[ok-craig]

been thinking abt this

[11x13kyle]

they’re doing this to stan and kyle one day

[flowernets]

i present yall with: microceleb au streamy (or whatever) awards selfie.. butters got the whole crew together for this one<3 a healing today

commission for my gorgeous awesome friend ros @gaystan for their (and nadia's @11x13kyle) incredible MICROCELEB AU which everyone in the freaking world should be talking about forever. the absolute most fun ive had working on a comm like i was giggling. guys MCAU the freaking world

obviously referencing this for those who dont know

[smarshies]

somthing i drew a while ago.. because i love microceleb au…

[11x13kyle]

when clyde is in college he really wants to hook up with a man to prove a point to himself but more importantly to his cool gay best friend craig that neither of them really understand, but he gets super fixated on it. he was going to just experiment with craig and kind of thought it was a no-brainer that craig would say yes but craig immediately says no and this makes clyde like legitimately sad. not just disappointed like oh great now i have to find some other dude to be bi-curious with like no he’s CRUSHED. he’s sobbing in craig’s dorm asking if craig thinks he’s ugly and craig is like “yeah and i don’t like your body either.”

[11x13kyle]

as a kid stan goes through a phase where he gets really fixated on looking at the pictures of jesus while in church and starts feeling really weird about it. the “weird” feelings in question were gay thoughts, but he’s too in denial to recognize that, even though the thoughts were really concentrated on jesus’ abs and sad tragic eyes and long flowing hair. it got so bad that he started resisting church like crazy and his parents were like “??? i guess you’re old enough to decide not to go.” it’s not until he’s an adult that he finally realizes that these were very much a gay “awakening” (not really much of an awakening if he didn’t even realize it). he brings this up to kenny and kenny is like “huh. you really have a thing for jewish dudes, don’t you?” and stan is like “wait jesus is jewish?”

[11x13kyle]

stendy

[11x13kyle]

south park characters as some of the tiktoks i’ve saved over the past couple years

[11x13kyle]

If it pleases the court- Stenny Heated Rivalry au 🤔

i like your vision but here’s my struggle with any kind of south park hr au. because of course i’ve thought about it. obviously stan is the shane that’s the easiest thing in the world. stan is a complete shane. but i truly do not think that there is an adequate ilya equivalent in the south park universe. kenny is the CLOSEST but he’s still not quite there. if you guys have more thoughts let me know

[11x13kyle]

[tegr1dy]

kyle would decide to break up with stan and in the days leading up to it he’d treat him like a dog when you’re about to put it down