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The ego that drives you to believe that you'll get there - when you arrive - that same ego won't allow you to believe that it's over. -- Dee Snider, on making it as a rock star

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Don’t be one of the cool kids. The cool kids go to football and basketball games to see you. Sitting in the back, showing up drunk, smoking weed and vaping. You want to be the person the cool kids come to see. You don’t want to be one of the cool kids.

-- Gilbert Arenas

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If you look closely, most overnight successes took a long time.

Steve Jobs

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With all due respect to my former professors, I've long believed I gained more knowledge in kitchens, bars, and dining rooms than any college could even hold.

Anthony Bourdain

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You don't want to be the guy that owns the boat. You want to be the guy that has the friend that owns the boat. Let him deal with the docking fees and scraping the barnacles off. You just show up with a twelve pack and you're a hero.

Bill Burr

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If she wants you to change, you aren't the guy she wants to be with.

John Yorke

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This brown beast from @rassesskovpolser has just been declared the best bøfsandwich (aka. gravy burger) in 2019! Once you’ve eaten one of these bad boys, you’ll be happy - and ready for a nap and a shower. Divine brown wellness 🤎 http://bit.ly/36TONs6

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Audio engineers and musicians are the two kinds of people that hearing aid manufacturers fear the most.

Les Paul

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Chocolate milk is to Danish hot dogs what champagne is to oysters

Lars Eriksen, VICE

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Remember, when you're dead, you do not know that you're dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Ricky Gervais

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As a mathematician, I was aware of how odds work at an early age. Mostly gambling appeared to me as nothing more than taxation on stupidity.

Alex, Casino Robin Hood

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I’ve been trying forever to visit @thebirdbarbecue in Berlin, but somehow never made it. So when I saw that they were doing a popup in Hamburg, when I was traveling through, I was a very happy man. Having tasted their BBQ now, I’m a much more happy man! Great sausages, kickass beans, and delicious baby back ribs. But... but... that juicy mofo of US prime beef that had spent 14 hours in the smoker, being turned into the PERFECT brisket, THAT was the star of the day. Tender, juicy, packed with flavour, and the best bark I’ve tasted in years. Wow. Thank you, guys! Can’t wait to swing by the real joint in Berlin! Aaaaamen, halleluja, mofo. #bbq #brisket #ribs #babybackribs #thebird #exceptnobirds #bark http://bit.ly/2Wz3oHA

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Just because you don’t understand it... doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Doesn’t mean it isn’t important. If we spend our days ignoring the things we don’t understand - because they must not be true and they must not be important - all we’re left with is explored territory with little chance of improvement.

Seth Godin

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Finally! The Dude is back home. Thank you SO much @erika_iris_art - love you 👌❤️ #thebiglebowski #biglebowski #lebowski @thejeffbridges #art #originalartwork #ghostinthemachine #iri5 #erikairissimmons #erikairis http://bit.ly/2P1Cfqz

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Golf is like bike shorts. It reveals a lot about a man.

Rick Reilly, author of ‘Commander in Cheat’ about Trump

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If you don’t eat a currywurst, when in Germany, you haven’t been to Germany. Period. So naturally my lunch in Berlin was a given. Also, bratkartoffeln is one of my fav ways of eating potatoes. And of course, washed down with a pilsner. Gotta love ze Germans & wurst 🖤❤️💛 . #currywurst #mantaplatte #wurst #wurstporn #pølsemix #PØLS #pølse #sausage #bigsausage #bratkartoffeln #brasedekartofler #menikkebras #berlin #karry #ikkekarrig #alexanderplatz http://bit.ly/2HoIELf

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There’s chili con carne and there’s chili con carne. And trust me, this one was goooood. Really very good. Like the best. Make chili great again! Anyway, my buddy Elvis spoiled us last week with this one, made from pulled pork, having done 24 hours in the smoker... oh yes, he did. Then he made the chili. And then the angels descended on Earth / Jyllinge. Goddamn delicious! #bbq #makechiligreatagain #pulledpork #chili #chiliconcarne #bbqporn #smoker #danishbbq #wbqa #kcbs #barbecue #lownslow #cilantro #koriander #liggergodtimaven #mågestel #jyllinge #sjælland #inthemiddleofnowhere #grillfar #bbqhero #chiliconcouchon #didispellthatright #probablynot #itstilltastedgreatthough http://bit.ly/2u2Xoad