"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours."

Hi, I'm Corinne! 🍄Modern day hippie 🥗Plant Based 👙Ambassador 🍼 Nanny 💆Hair Care Consultant

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[memehumor]

[georgiapeachguys]

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girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

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to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

[stolenfootprints]

“New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.”

— Lao Tzu (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[miggylol]

me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

[ripe]

[terpsikeraunos]

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

[mothmanliveshere]

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

[terpsikeraunos]

best response to this post

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[ja-khajay]

Brothers.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Dermatologists HATE him

[lahvn]

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

[agrifuture]

[amorverde]

U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

[jmarbz]

Both

[thebootydiaries]

this just in …. i have Feelings For u guys …. breaking news …… i would die for u …..

[maxeth]

you will

[thebootydiaries]

[howaboutanothercupofcoffee]

6.14.18 my heart belongs here

[who-started-this-fuckery]

[yeagaharchive]

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions