Do you dance Mr Darcy?

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. They've obviously never met me. James. 29. Transmasc (He/Him).

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[truenoodle]

"alas" is a truly S tier english word. fantastic mouthfeel, makes me sound like a world-weary wizard, looks cool when written out. good job to whoever created this word.

[driftwuud]

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[achillesinhighheels]

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[11thsense]

Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

[jonbutter]

dude so distraught he forgot his age

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[eggos-scans]

Diddl collection scans I made! Feel free to use - reblogs are appreciated 💗🎀

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[byjove]

I avoid heights and it’s not because I’m afraid of heights, it’s actually the opposite. The call of the void gets a little too loud.

[byjove]

I love the Grand Canyon, so beautiful BUT if I went there, I know my brain would be screaming at me the entire time

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun

[caffeinemuttart]

Tiger study from ref

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever