all of my jokes have turned to prayers

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[gogetyrshovel]

garden strawbs, picnic that my friend put together, me asleep with penny, first of the tomatoes, lukasz the garden cat, gf and a butterfly ☀️🌱⛱️🌊

@ghostcitrus-blog 😘

[fyeahbassethounds]

[kosmogrl]

[officialpenisenvy]

hit after hit after hit

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[cottoncandylesbo]

cuz baby tonight... dj got us tiny as fuck again...

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[transfaguette]

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

[nerudan]

this is what i think marx feels like everytime he senses someone using ‘proletarian/bourgeois’ or ‘historically progressive/regressive’ as a moral label

[uploadinglove]

via flickr

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[dimir-charmer]

Doomscrolling on ravelry dot com

[godkissedme]

[excitementshewrote]