i miss club penguin

and when the time comes, throw me in the soup

[svartibaldr]

[ruraldeprivation-deactivated202]

[metfell]

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

[sunsugarsuntzu]

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

[ashildrs]

my inner monologue on repeat everytime im in the tag

[banchie]

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

[carnelianfoxx]

[castledock]

“thrift stores in my area don’t sell punk/goth clothes” YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT PUNK/GOTH YOURSELF. GET OUT OF THE MINDSET THAT ALT FASHION IS JUST PRE-MADE WAITING FOR YOU ON A SHELF. BUY THAT “WORLD’S BEST GRANDMA” SHIRT AND CUT IT UP FOR PATCHES AT LEAST!! MAKE IT YOUR OWN!!!!!! FUCK

[steampunkforever]

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

[girlnephew]

[cloevr]

it is foretold on the freaky slab

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab

[necrowyrm]

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

[will1]

florida hatsun miku i do not mkae the rules

[notahorseindisguise]

they wrote this part about him

[moviequotes3]

Just wanted to touch base with you and let you know whatever your favorite movie is i have a dvd of it and im blasting it to pieces with dual pistols right now