sometimes, things that are expensive, are Worse

i'm Murphy and sometimes your arms are just too short to box with god

[xaeyrnofnbe]

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[robotricksanchez]

I wonder if the person who made this video knows how much they changed my life

[hangsawoman]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called "i saw the tv glow" itll have you zoinked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 hours later: dude i swear my living body is somewhere under the ground buried alive and i'm here to get my beating heart back

my best friend maddytara pacing around the room: this isn’t normal. this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to be.

[vraska-theunseen]

[cloudmancy]

yuri divorce temple

[tadfools]

Ah this part of the intro is the Bad Kids falling through the briefcase…

[lovlae]

what would you wear to a bdsm orgy?

hmmmm scout’s ham costume from to kill a mockingbird 

[tennesseewillams]

not to call all young people snowflakes or anything but i do think a lot of people are soooo averse to anything that makes them uncomfortable (and tend to conflate things that make them uncomfortable with being problematic) and that’s why we have all this dumb sex scene discourse and grown adults who only watch kids stuff and nostalgia-bait and why hollywood is refusing to release anything interesting (because if it makes people uncomfy they won’t make $$$). and it’s so sad like sometimes a piece of art does make you sick to your stomach or make you jump out of your skin or make you weep or turn you on. and that’s a beautiful wonderful thing!!! that’s what art is for!! to let you access all sorts of crazy emotions you can’t access in boring everyday life!!! that’s what makes you feel human!!

[fallingtowers]

buffy summers really is the most character ever. she averted the apocalypse multiple times. she came back from the dead twice. she fought dracula and won. her first impulse when someone said they thought she was just a myth was to tell them "you were myth-taken." she led a workers' uprising while wielding a hammer and sickle. she couldn't fucking drive. she killed a demon with a rocket launcher stolen from the us military. she was really into figure skating. once she fucked so hard that the building she was in collapsed. she got a job slinging burgers. and she was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

[acybersw0rld-moved-deactivated2]

chris is literally nonbinary

[pinxberri]

ppl really do just say "cisgender" for anyone who isnt "trans enough" huh

[purefake]

this is literally just how ppl treat nonbinary amabs

[assiraphales]

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

[assiraphales]

*8th man to show up in a plain black tux*

the crowd chanting in unison: SLIME THEM

[politijohn]

Source

[utopians]

man what's even the point of those stupid ass pikachu ads they literally arent even advertising anything. the link just takes you to the dashboard

[padeko]

So there's this thing called jokes.

[utopians]

unfortunately tumblr forcing me to see their stupid ass unfunny joke over and over between every 5 posts is actually far worse and more obnoxious than an ad could ever be. god bless

[sunshineandrainbowpiss]

Boring vibes coming off op rn

[utopians]

if we lived in the cyberpunk dystopia you would 100% fall in love with an advertisement hologram programmed to emulate human speech

[going-banannas]

Tfw you’re a king and you behold a hand made training bra and die on the spot

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[iwasrightaboutthesun]

Modern day Medusa

[filmgifs]

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

[ottermatopoeia]

[loxare]

Tumblr telling me I can give gifts to blogs I love as if I'm not right in the middle of reporting and blocking their bot ass like ajshatfav

[loxare]

Hey how's it feel being hilarious