Going Marbles

The blog of a woman slowly losing her mind

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[thewhimsyturtle]

A few months ago, friend Samwise gave us the most amazing mug with a turtle hiding in the bottom!  We love our mug so much that we got one for friend Alicia, too!  As Master Inspector of anything that enters our home, I made sure both mugs were up to par—and I showed Mom that as cute as the mug turtle is, I am way cuter in the mug!

[thewhimsyturtle]

Bonus gifs of me hanging out in our fantabulous mug!

Mugs are great for dance parties!

They are kind of hard to get out of though…

Most important:  Don’t forget to take your mug tortoise of your mug before you pour in your drink!

[timidtracksanimalfacts]

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[tort-time]

It’s true! 

That’s also what you call it when we sneak up behind you and steal all the noms. 

[obscurum-passagium]

new idea: everyone enter the costume contest dressed as henrik van der hune. it’s real easy: face mask, white lab coat, and a shirt that is completely indistinguishable from your skin

[obscurum-passagium]

this is barely a joke i would love to flood them with submissions of henrik van der hunes with everyone looking like maybe they aren’t wearing a shirt under their lab coat it would be great revenge after all these years of “holy shit i thought he was topless under there” 

[karenplaysnancydrew]

I don’t think I have a shirt the color of my skin (BECAUSE WHO WOULD HAVE THAT??) but I’ll just go topless. Do it for Henrik.

[verballowfunctioner]

#titsoutforhenrik

[mollystanard]

Here’s a silly flowchart that basically informs every day of my life because I am a filthy plant hoarder

[goingmarbles]

This makes me think of Sam

[gifsboom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Baby Snake Plays in His New Mini Sandbox

[krabby-kronicle]

[somewhatstacey]

NO THEY REALLY DON’T

THIS POST MAKING THE ROUNDS IS A BIG FUCKING SCAM, YOU GUYS

Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary’s url, as linked from their facebook page, is http://www.ofsds.org/index.html

NOT oldfriendsseniordogs.com

The dot com site is a CLONE of ofsds.org (and a bad one at that)

DO NOT DONATE THROUGH oldfriendsseniordogs.com

[awesome-picz]

[svondir]

🐕

[the-hero-dies]

[itsagifnotagif]

When you are a couple of episodes ahead of everyone on a TV show and they ask what happens to a character:

[miggylol]

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

[achievement-hunter]

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

[miggylol]

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

[achievement-hunter]

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[stillabunchofmisfits]

I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.

I have a feeling she is me in the future.

[corgisandboobs]

This is nearly enough dogs.

[100493503004422]

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

[diezugunruhe]

[ashhalka]

THIS.

[tills-doughnut-deactivated20200]

This should be on every billboard across the world until people truly understand it’s meaning and everyone accepts everyone else as equals  

[ivegotbigdarkcircles]

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHABANG ALREADY

[teenmorphine]

OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[mishasminions]

YES

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every dog can be a guide dog if you don’t care where you’re going.