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[one-time-i-dreamt]

[goingtocommitwertherism]

As opposed to the good ladies of the United States that holt before any incline not knowing what to do much like a boar faced with a wall.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[goingtocommitwertherism]

I've been hunted by the most unpleasant thought recently.

Same age, same height.

[goingtocommitwertherism]

I can't wait for gen-z to start having kids because I know for a fact that we will treat them the same way we treat particularly round pigeons on the internet - expressing our adoration for this cute creature by accusing it of war crimes. Do you imagine some poor fuck in 20 years finding their baby pictures but instead of normal caption like "Noahs' first steps 💖" there is some shit like "He has risen, the day of reckoning is ever closer"

[phil-lester-is-my-sunshine]

guys this is really happening 💀💀

[goingtocommitwertherism]

I can't fucking believe Trish will give birth to reincarnated queen Elizabeth

[goingtocommitwertherism]

Hi so today (08.09.2022) I was supposed to land in England for my first uni semester but last month my house burned down, so I can't pay my fees for, by the way, the school to with I have gotten into in spite of my grandmother dying in the middle of my fucking exams, about two months after the war started right over our border. To make a long story short, I think whatever curse I had emigrated without me.

[lady-raziel]

i can't believe sans undertale is gonna kill the queen

[staffs-secret-blog]

Sans: 1, Royal Family: 0

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

i literally cannot get over dana terrace watching owl house illegally. they couldn't have given her a zip drive of episodes? a courtsey disney+ subscription? i can't imagine being paywalled out of your own work.

[cavehags]

the era of creator-endorsed piracy continues and the circumstances fucking suck

[goingtocommitwertherism]

I just wanted to read about the Pampas cat. What on earth is that!

I'M CRYING!!!

[goingtocommitwertherism]

God f-ing deamn it, I'm laughing so hard. What on earth was 2010s, YA fandom?! I just wanted to scroll through Pinterest.

[goingtocommitwertherism]

I adore watching early 2000s makeover shows "Lets get rid of your unique clothing and hairstyle that represents you as a person and put you in fashions equivalent of a venereal disease"

[house-ad]

[goingtocommitwertherism]

That is a very accurate add for Tumblr all things considered

[goingtocommitwertherism]

When non binary people steal enough gender they will be send to the gender genil for violating the gendeva convention

[goingtocommitwertherism]

I'm very sorry to all non-binary people using Mx. I never had to use it out-loud, and in my head I've always read it as mixer

[sleepy-bebby]

bubbl 🫧

[zenyuu]

bad and naughty cats get put in the bubble to atone for their crimes

[just-shower-thoughts]

Vampires don’t disintegrate under the moon, even though it reflects the sun’s light.

[goingtocommitwertherism]

The OG modern vampires were only slightly inconvenienced by sunlight and had no problem with small doses. In Polidori's "The Vampyre" they are accually healed my moonlight. So maybe them burning in the intense sun is like overwatering a plant