i want him to die so bad

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@gojossalamistick
i want him to die so bad
nanami kento sends you pics of cats with weird faces and goes like "this is you when you're mad" and giggles to himself.
heaven (it’s calling my name)
✒ word count : 7.1k
✒ characters : eren yeager x reader
✒ explicit warnings : smut, like graphic shit i’ve never written, u give eren brain (a blowjob), yes ppl call giving head giving brain, eren repays the favor, i think he choke u a little at one point, consensual sex bc we fuck heavy with that, eren wraps it b4 he taps it, he’s respectful and hot
✒ warnings : modern!au bc canonverse eren makes me sad, eren is the definition of “cold boyfriend who’s only soft around you”, except he’s kinda not ur boyfriend, oh god, he calls you teach a lot, and sweet thing and pretty thing he just thinks ur an object, im joking, he’s really bad at history, eren is a little shit, he majors in criminal justice bc one day levi mentioned he’d be good at it, and eren looks up to levi cry cry cry, oh yeah it’s a college!au too bc eren would…be in col….my heart hurts, im down bad for a yt man
✒ summary : Eren’s an annoying type of pretty. The type of pretty that hurts to ignore.
✒ notes : fuck u mechelle, even tho u wont see this
🍷 diluc with his jacket off
single
→ word count : 14.3k
→ characters : miya atsumu x gn!reader
→ warnings : roommate!atsumu, f2l, little bit of angst, major fluff, he keeps a hair tie around his wrist for you, atsumu is heartbroken at first, he’s not poor but can’t find a house to stay in, mentions of sex, allusions to sex, addiction is mentioned once as a metaphor, mentions of alcohol, reader uses gn pronouns but is mentioned as wearing a dress once
→ summary : Three years after graduation, Atsumu’s life is nowhere near what he’d planned. He’s being kicked out of his apartment in three days, the roots of his hair are starting to show, and he really fucking hates that Driver’s License song.
→ notes : this is for @tetsurobunni and @gojossalamistick bc they got in the habit of threatening me for not finishing this fic <3 it’s 5:06 a.m. and i am beat, enjoy x (also, this is loosely based off of single by the neighbourhood, the lyric “i don’t know if we should be alone together / i still got a crush, it’s obvious / if nobody around, what’s stopping us?”)
“Uh, do you guys have like, peppermint tea?”
Atsumu wants to sleep. Four hours doesn’t suit him, not when he’s been on the same schedule since high school, and certainly not when he’s stressed out of his mind already. He’s positive that if he counted, he could come up with a thousand different reasons why sleep hasn’t been coming as easy to him as normal. But off the top of his head, it could be that he just got broken up with. Maybe added on is the fact that he has three days to clean his stuff out of his apartment - his fucking hand picked, two thousand dollars a month apartment - before his lease is terminated for good. Or because when he’d woken up this morning and had stared into the mirror, he could see, through the splatters of dried water and toothpaste, the beginnings of rich brown hair at his roots.
Maybe he should start drinking that tea Kiyoomi had recommended all those months ago. It had helped him sleep at the time, and Atsumu needs any help he can get. Which is why he’s here, in this godforsaken coffee chop, searching for anything that comes close to the drink. Because Atsumu had run out of it weeks ago, after a few bad matches that kept him up longer than his bed time of ten o’clock.
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Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
I’ve never seen a boobs image. I don’t believe they exist.
(Returns sometime later with a rum and coke and a lit cigarette in one hand) (visibly shaken) they exist
Still can't believe love was invented by roy mustang and riza hawkeye
Props to Roy Mustang for keeping up his womanizer reputation while being incredibly domestic and devoted to his assistant (with whom he is actually in love with)
girls will be like “he’s my favorite character” and he’s just the worst guy ever
Farewell, hamster brother
when u……when….. 🧍♂️
friends with benefits just doesn’t exist for atsumu if u told him you were going out on a date he would bawl
A day with Nanami Kento